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[–] Squarshed 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I always love the weird trains of thought they follow to perform their mental gymnastics.

"I am drinking coffee. Coffee increases my heart rate. Increased heart rate = burning calories! I can afford a little cream and sugar because I'm burning the calories by drinking my coffee! TEEHEE! chugalug"

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[–] FatPeopleJelly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't forget that iceberg lettuce takes more energy to digest than it has in it! Probably like, 50-100 calories, maybe more!

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[–] Squarshed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And! If you drink cold water throughout the day, your body burns more calories to warm it up! At least 300 per day.

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[–] Trogdor300 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have heard that about iceberg lettuce but then again you don't see fats eating plain iceberg lettuce all day.

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[–] 9395203? ago 

There are some "negative calories" foods which supposedly take more calories to digest than they provide, but it's not an amount worth talking about.