[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I get this too. When I'm out at family dinners, one of my relatives in particular eats so fast I can barely see her limbs moving. I swear she starts eating before the wait staff even gets the plate on the table. She hunches over it and gets her nose inches from the food and just shovels it in. It's honestly disturbing. Then she sits there a few seconds later looking around at everyone else still barely starting their meals bored because she has nothing to do anymore.
[–] i-am-prince [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
i ve been thinking to what to do in a situation like that, offer them your food and therfore shoving in their faces that they are abnormal and fat or do nothing and just watch them squirm while everyone else eats ?
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
When I'm out at family dinners, one of my relatives in particular eats so fast I can barely see her limbs moving.
I have a theory that the speed at which hams eat contributes to their inability to accurately recall how much they've eaten. Like, the meal disappears too fast for it to be recorded in their walnut-sized brains. The result is that they're largely unaware of just how much food they've shoved down their gullets.
I think it's one of the reasons you have 400 lbs Tubblrinas claiming they only eat 500 calories a day and still don't lose weight. In reality, they only remember eating 500 of the 3500 calories they've actually eaten that day*.
[–] proteinfordays 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I'm still not sure whether they blatantly lie for the attention/pity, or if they're just too stupid to be able to measure fucking calories.
For example, if they order a chicken Caesar salad: veggies are healthy, chicken is protein so the calories basically don't count, and the volume of dressing compared to lettuce is small so must only be 50 cals. The croutons, cheese, and bacon are hidden so they probably don't count. I've been eating this 200 calorie salad every day and I'm getting fatter, fuck my thyroid!!
[–] proteinfordays 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Bored because she has nothing to do anymore.
That's when you know it's time to order round #2 of beetus!
[–] i-am-prince [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
said that couse she was kinda in the middle when it comes to ham sizes
[–] nobslob 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
A class I fat is moderately obese: clothes now contain an X somewhere in the size, and ambulation is reduced.
A class II fat is full-on obese: All pretense of moderation is abandonded. Meals become the focus of all activity, still considered mobile for flat or gentle downhill slopes.
A class III fat is morbidly obese: The gut becomes so large that the arms cannot hang normally at their sides. If you look closely at a class III morbid waddle, you'll notice the palms of their hands face entirely backwards during it's gait (a normal human gait has palms facing inward towards the waist).
A class IV death fat: mobility is only for seconds at a time, otherwise assistance of some form must be used such as a scooter or tractor trailer. Health is rapidly deteriorating and the food addiction has compleltely taken over all aspects of the eatbeast's life. See My 600 lbs Life for examples.
A class V super whale: Usually pictured on tabloids with the phrase "<insert country here>'s fattest <gender> cut out of house for emergency decouching" with pictures of the amorphous blog being craned to the nearest hospital. These majestic creatures are at the forefront of stretching what it means to be considered human, and a testament of modern medicine to keep people alive.
[–] i-am-prince [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
and a testament of modern medicine to keep people alive.
kek
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[–] LisasDentalPlan ago
Have to try and balance eating enough to make it to the next meal and not eating to much that you spew doing push ups or running or whatever.
[–] GuntPunt 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Disgusting the lack of restraint. I hate the way they eyeball other people's food too, look like lechers.