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[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I mean to be fair, she's not entirely wrong, but only cause I'm worried she's some kind of demon. A proper human being can only survive so many venereal diseases

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[–] kuchufli 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Anyone try holy water or garlic?

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[–] ImBackBitches ago 

Trump did, it's what won him the election.

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[–] 9296207? ago 

beheading works for a lot more than just vampires, so that's the method I'll choose.

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[–] PhilaFerret 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

A duck!

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[–] Asvnoyi 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I opt for a wooden stake through the heart.

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[–] aria_taint 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Step one, get a heart.

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[–] Drkadrka ago 

Well to be fair, we haven't tried burning it at the stake yet.

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[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I predict front page in 30 minutes.

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[–] guinness2 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

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[–] ImBackBitches 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Holy Fuck Batman. This is a new level of villainy.

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[–] acesneights 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dammit, now I need a shower and a shot of whiskey after clicking that.

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[–] gentlemanadventurer 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

those two simply look like they stink of death. And the fucking Jew has all that stolen money and she (or he) can't get them damn teeth fixed?!