[–] coincidencesmyass 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She doesn't die because she's a reptilian baby blood drinker who eats people's pineal glands for her afternoon snack.
[–] Drunkenmoba 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We can fix that with sunlight. We've seen you grow weak in its rays!
[–] BlowjaySimpson ago
Well she wears a brain impulse device under her Kim Jong jackets to stave off the Parkinson's. That coupled with all the child's blood she transfuses and amphetamines to keep her up is why she won't die. You can see what happens without in the video of the 9/11 memorial where she passes the fuck out and gets chucked into a van like a side of beef leaving her shoe on the ground. Then they strolled out a clear body double shortly after for the "look! See I am fine" angle none of the press (kept at 100 yards away) bought.