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[–] nobslob ago 

He should get this instead, much safer: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-fda-just-approved-a-stomach-filling-balloon-to-help-peoplle-lose-weight-2015-7

Not condoning fat people in any way, I think all of these forms of stomach removal or dangerous and any sane doctor would refuse to do them. But if you dumb enough to consider a stomach staple of any kind, the stomach inflatable is the better option.

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[–] squealingbravery ago 

Fingers crossed.

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[–] Scooter_Death ago 

My money's on "Not Soon Enough."

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[–] Ifardo ago 

Hunger hormones stored in fat? Sounds like some major fat logic to me.

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[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Nono, thats actual science friend. It still shouldn't supercede willpower to be healthy though. Adipose tissue produces a unique set of hormones that makes you not only crave food more, but also store fat more. Never fat, even once.

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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The only sad thing is that other fats will blame his death on the surgery, and not on how his weight caused the surgery to be incredibly risky. All surgery has risk, but doing a gastric bypass on a fit, healthy human for some dumbass reason would be much safer.

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[–] turtlesarepureevil [S] ago 

For cancer perhaps.

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[–] Feral_Rapist 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Death pool, is that what they call his outdoor bathtub?

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[–] pacobell 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No it's called the beetus pool because his legs leak into it.

Excuse me while I go vomit.

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[–] hieronymoose_gnosh 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It seems that these idiots always survive the surgery only to waste all of the effort put into saving them a few months after when they suffocate on hamburgers and chips because their stomach overflows back up through their throat.

My bet is within 4 months after the surgery. He has to get out of the hospital first (he'll surely be relegated to a recovery ward since his body is nowhere near in good enough shape to quickly bounce back from surgery) which could take up to a month, then another month of religiously following the diet and videos+tweets about how much weight he's losing and how good he feels, then the third month he starts slipping, and the fourth he loses control completely and just eats himself to death.

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[–] MurderParty 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I hope the anesthetic doesn't work because he's so huge and he's awake for the whole thing.

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[–] turtlesarepureevil [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The nerve endings are probably buffered by a tremendous amount of lard, doubt it'd feel a thing.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There was an interesting study a while back that fatty nerves are actually more sensitive. Can't remember where I read it.

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