[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But then they would have to take their product out of every store as I can make two or more scoops at home when I buy a container.
[–] gentlemanadventurer 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
it's garbage food that you can live just fine never eating again in your life time. Garbage people, making garbage food.
[–] vastrightwing 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
If a tree falls in the woods and there's no one to hear, does it make a sound?
[–] frankenmine 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
But that makes no sense. Two scoops is an exact analogy for gay marriage. Ben & Jerry essentially banned gay ice cream marriage.
[–] Popsquat81 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Next on their agenda, we will have to order ice cream in terms of cis-vanilla, transchocolate, post-op butter pecan (no nuts version), flavor dysphoric cherry garcia.
[–] TheHalfstache 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Order 2 scoop cone. Get first scoop on before asking second scoop be same. When they refuse, say nevermind and leave.
[–] obliviousvoatgoat 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
So if we keep sodomite marriage banned, they'll help to prevent obesity? Fucking winning!