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[–] TheHalfstache 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Order 2 scoop cone. Get first scoop on before asking second scoop be same. When they refuse, say nevermind and leave.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How hetero-scoopist of them!

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[–] Popsquat81 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Next on their agenda, we will have to order ice cream in terms of cis-vanilla, transchocolate, post-op butter pecan (no nuts version), flavor dysphoric cherry garcia.

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[–] frankenmine 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

But that makes no sense. Two scoops is an exact analogy for gay marriage. Ben & Jerry essentially banned gay ice cream marriage.

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[–] vastrightwing 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

If a tree falls in the woods and there's no one to hear, does it make a sound?

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[–] gentlemanadventurer 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

it's garbage food that you can live just fine never eating again in your life time. Garbage people, making garbage food.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But then they would have to take their product out of every store as I can make two or more scoops at home when I buy a container.

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[–] obliviousvoatgoat 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

So if we keep sodomite marriage banned, they'll help to prevent obesity? Fucking winning!