[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I hate that shapeless disgusting blob landwhale. It's so hideous it should be studied honestly. Every time I see it in YouTube I become morbidly fascinated, like how can you look so far removed from the species you're supposed to be? When it talks I watch its chins flap around like Jabba the Hut. It's one obnoxious retarded landwhale with a garbage bag body to match..
Warning, piggy Jabba in a bikini thinking it's funny and cute Don't say I didn't warn you..
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why did I click "play"? Why do I insist on torturing myself like this?
Eye bleach for those who prefer women
Eye bleach for those who prefer men
Eye bleach for those who prefer cats (This was the closest I could find to a cat in a blue bikini!)
[–] teenybikini 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Top quality eye bleach, my friend.
I wish my boobs were that big.....
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh my gods she is a fucking mess, absolutely disgusting! I would kill myself before ever getting close to that.
[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I don't...understand her husband at all. He's cute, thin, and has a Scottish accent - he could definitely find a shitlady. Green card, maybe????
[–] Scooter_Death ago
That looks like something that was concocted in a Hollywood special effects lab.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Those calves are terrifying.
[–] Deathstalker 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
It's what these massive fat fucks think should be the average couple anyway. Fit looking man with "curvy goddess" aka giant, revolting land whale.
[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why the fuck would you even be seen with that beast? On dating sites their needs to be a Bodytype: spherical option.
[–] lezzmeister 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) ago
If he in facts eats the pussy he deserves some kind of medal for going there. I cannot imagine him fucking her, not with that fupa. Or he just sucks guys off when he is working overtime.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
She's 90% fupa, 10% chin, and 100% obnoxious lard tard jabba...
[–] OhTheHamanatee ago
10% chin? Come on, its chin is bigger and greasier than its entire face, that must account for an extra 10%!
[–] OhTheHamanatee 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
He deserves to be in a mental ward, for being a disgusting fetishist, maybe even feeder. Gross.
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is sad but is reality, so many men it seems have such low self esteems that they end up being with revolting pigs like in the picture. I am so glad to have my slim, muscular SO and not be dating, every time I join any website from friend finding ones, pof ( for friends only) to fetlife, I always get tons of messages and thirsty fatties who have no hope in hell. So many neckbeards!
Fat "love" is nothing but a joke, how can you have passionate sex with your SO if you can barely get your arms around their shoulders!? Eventually the fatness gets so bad that they can barely hug each other and haven't seen the dick/pussy in years, the idea of a fats lady bits makes me feel sick- fungus, stench, a cavern of doom and sex is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I have no idea how people can fuck fatties at all, they must have no respect for themselves or esteem, fat fetishists are batshit insane to find lardy lumps, rolls, flab and a game of "find the wet spot" every time they have sex attractive.
[–] stefwithanF ago
Spoiler: due to roll sweat, there are many wet spots
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
True! lmao
[–] teenybikini 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth.