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[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's what these massive fat fucks think should be the average couple anyway. Fit looking man with "curvy goddess" aka giant, revolting land whale.

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[–] lezzmeister 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

If he in facts eats the pussy he deserves some kind of medal for going there. I cannot imagine him fucking her, not with that fupa. Or he just sucks guys off when he is working overtime.

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[–] OhTheHamanatee 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

He deserves to be in a mental ward, for being a disgusting fetishist, maybe even feeder. Gross.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

She's 90% fupa, 10% chin, and 100% obnoxious lard tard jabba...

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[–] OhTheHamanatee ago 

10% chin? Come on, its chin is bigger and greasier than its entire face, that must account for an extra 10%!

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I hate that shapeless disgusting blob landwhale. It's so hideous it should be studied honestly. Every time I see it in YouTube I become morbidly fascinated, like how can you look so far removed from the species you're supposed to be? When it talks I watch its chins flap around like Jabba the Hut. It's one obnoxious retarded landwhale with a garbage bag body to match..

Warning, piggy Jabba in a bikini thinking it's funny and cute Don't say I didn't warn you..

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Why did I click "play"? Why do I insist on torturing myself like this?

Eye bleach for those who prefer women

Eye bleach for those who prefer men

Eye bleach for those who prefer cats (This was the closest I could find to a cat in a blue bikini!)

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[–] teenybikini 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Top quality eye bleach, my friend.

I wish my boobs were that big.....

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh my gods she is a fucking mess, absolutely disgusting! I would kill myself before ever getting close to that.

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[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't...understand her husband at all. He's cute, thin, and has a Scottish accent - he could definitely find a shitlady. Green card, maybe????

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[–] Scooter_Death ago 

That looks like something that was concocted in a Hollywood special effects lab.

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is sad but is reality, so many men it seems have such low self esteems that they end up being with revolting pigs like in the picture. I am so glad to have my slim, muscular SO and not be dating, every time I join any website from friend finding ones, pof ( for friends only) to fetlife, I always get tons of messages and thirsty fatties who have no hope in hell. So many neckbeards!

Fat "love" is nothing but a joke, how can you have passionate sex with your SO if you can barely get your arms around their shoulders!? Eventually the fatness gets so bad that they can barely hug each other and haven't seen the dick/pussy in years, the idea of a fats lady bits makes me feel sick- fungus, stench, a cavern of doom and sex is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I have no idea how people can fuck fatties at all, they must have no respect for themselves or esteem, fat fetishists are batshit insane to find lardy lumps, rolls, flab and a game of "find the wet spot" every time they have sex attractive.

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[–] stefwithanF ago 

Spoiler: due to roll sweat, there are many wet spots

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

True! lmao

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[–] teenybikini 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Those calves are terrifying.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why the fuck would you even be seen with that beast? On dating sites their needs to be a Bodytype: spherical option.

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[–] Azryael ago 

She's at least three of him. Nasty.

Also, i would fear being eaten were i him. The kitchen might be too far when the slumbering beast awakens for a midnight snack.