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[–] Nofatpeople 6 points 50 points (+56|-6) ago 

Too tall

What's wrong with you?

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[–] mk46gunner 1 point 27 points (+28|-1) ago 

I second this sentiment. I'm 6'2" and if she's proportioned and like 7'3", idgaf.

But, hey, to each their own, I guess. So long as their own isnt fat.

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

Death by Snu-snu, sign me up.

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[–] SynfulVisions [S] 3 points 15 points (+18|-3) ago 

I generally try not to judge people by things they have no control over... but if she's too tall, it's just... weird.

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[–] 9230040? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I'm 6'3" and I can't date anyone that tall. 6' is my limit, because a woman should be able to at least wear some heels when we go out somewhere decent. Although at 7'3", that would put my head at breast level, which is quite convenient.

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[–] lezzmeister 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I had a gf with a little sister that was taller than me at 13 years old. I'm 1,88m. Her older sister, my gf at the time, was 1,98m tall and never had a day where she would not wear something without heels. I was okay with it. Not the best pic of her but gives an impression.

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[–] shmuklidooha 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Reject them for age instead.

So anything over 14 is unacceptable?

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[–] Sniktun2 1 point 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

People are entitled to their own preference when dating. The main difference is I would never be horrible to a tall girl because she has no control over her height, she may for all intense and purposes very much enjoy being tall, it's just not for me. A land whale however...... I would quite happily tell them how disgusted they make me feel if ever approached.

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[–] SynfulVisions [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

EXACTLY. I won't make fun of something they don't have direct control over.

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[–] 9231730? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

intents

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[–] DamnYouAreIgnorant 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

*intents

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[–] 9231186? 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Op hates strong children.

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Being an admitted drunkard on the hunt for a trashy woman, is a good sign that he might not want kids.

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[–] upsidedownbackwards 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm a little worried about how the "I live in a bus" will come across as "I'm homeless", but I doubt I want to date anyone who didn't think my home was awesome!

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Boat not bus.

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[–] SynfulVisions [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Well... There's a stigma attached to being a liveaboard in many places. It's not entirely undeserved since many of my neighbors really are somewhat homeless. They're good people though.

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[–] SpaceCpt 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

she has to be trashy

Man after my own heart.

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[–] SynfulVisions [S] 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

My daughter yelled at me the other day for dating strippers.

Me: "What are you talking about??!! There weren't that many." Daughter: "MY MOM!, Jennifer, that weird girl, and Molly in a few years"

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

You may be my favorite person on FPH. This is gold :)

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[–] bellylugosi 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

lIves on boat wants someone trashy

I wish I knew you. You sound like my kind of human.

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[–] SynfulVisions [S] 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

I make no secret of basically being drunk white trash. Not long ago... I had somebody basically dox me (I don't really hide, and all of my stuff is fairly public) and threaten to tell my employers that I'm a shitty person, etc. I just laughed because they already know. You're going to tell the guy who owns hundreds of porn sites that his systems engineer is mean to people on the Internet? You're going to tell another person whose business runs almost entirely off spam and telemarketing that his network admin makes shady money on the Internet?

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[–] bellylugosi 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

You're one of my new favorite people. I really like your personality a lot. I bet you make a great drinking buddy. I hope your endeavours in finding a trashy little blonde is fruitful.

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hahaha dude you crack me up. Fucking kudos, good on ya.

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[–] get_into_the_box 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I had some racist psycho on this website accuse me of being a CTR shill and then threaten to dox me. Some people are just cunts. Like seriously, you can't handle a random dude on the internet bing Mexican and having a different opinion from yourself?

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[–] GrammarStalinist ago 

This is hilarious, dude. In some ways I'm your polar opposite, but I'm not uptight. If you've ever hung out with a quiet little nerd who doesn't seem like white trash, but who seems blithely indifferent to trashy shenanigans, that would be me.

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[–] 9230079? 1 point 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

She looks like she ate my type.

Consider that phrase stolen.

And no I'm not paying royalties because I'm going to use it at least 3 or 4 times a week. I'm not made of shekels.

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[–] goatism 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You live on a boat? Do you like it? I would guess it would be fucking awesome...

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[–] SynfulVisions [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I usually love it. Last night... I had the hatch over my bunk open and was just watching the stars as I gently swayed in the breeze. 4AM this morning I woke up to a helluva thunderstorm, soaking wet because I left the hatch open.

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[–] goatism 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Still sounds like hella fun. Is it more expensive or cheaper where you live?

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[–] Smited 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Haha, you seem like a fun guy

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[–] Mike-Sanders 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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