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[–] 9198768? [S] 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Nope, I'm in class and really need to look up the answers to a test. Trust me I would never touch a ham's phone otherwise

And I am not ! My girlfriend happens to be a beautiful shitlady, thank you very much ! :p

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[–] 9206060? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Bullshit. Had to look up answers and ended up chilling and browsing fph? Fuck off.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I have to question why, and whose phone? But also came to say, make sure you leave the page open. And save it to favourites if you can.

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[–] 9198833? [S] 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

A classmate's and it is an emergency, otherwise I wouldn't use it.

I like that suggestion, I changed the lockscreen to this https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/stop-eating-you-fat-bastard-2.png

Hope she confronts me about it

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Reeeeeeeee!!

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[–] Sprintal 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Stay safe.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

baaahahaha ;D

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[–] 123fphthrowaway 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Might as well bookmark the site onto the homepage.

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[–] Skinnycunt 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You better wash your hands from that layer of beetus grease on that phone.

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[–] belil569 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why the fuck are you that close to a fat.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Set a reoccurring reminder to go to the gym every day or two.

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[–] 9199815? [S] 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Holy fuck that's genius, wish I thought about it !

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't forget to logout!

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[–] 9206011? 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Is it your moms phone?

Ah fuck just realised it's yours you ham.