[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I have to question why, and whose phone? But also came to say, make sure you leave the page open. And save it to favourites if you can.
[–] 9198833? [S] 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
A classmate's and it is an emergency, otherwise I wouldn't use it.
I like that suggestion, I changed the lockscreen to this https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/stop-eating-you-fat-bastard-2.png
Hope she confronts me about it
[–] 123fphthrowaway 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Might as well bookmark the site onto the homepage.
[–] Skinnycunt 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
You better wash your hands from that layer of beetus grease on that phone.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Set a reoccurring reminder to go to the gym every day or two.
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[–] 9198768? [S] 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago (edited ago)
Nope, I'm in class and really need to look up the answers to a test. Trust me I would never touch a ham's phone otherwise
And I am not ! My girlfriend happens to be a beautiful shitlady, thank you very much ! :p
[–] 9206060? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Bullshit. Had to look up answers and ended up chilling and browsing fph? Fuck off.