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[–] FickleFlame107 [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This ad popped up on my phone and I had to screenshot it. The world we're living in is depressing when I gotta see shit like that trying to sell...whatever the fuck they're trying to sell. Suicide? Beetus meds? Scooty puffs?

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I need to stop clicking the links at fph. I keep getting Torrid ads - INCLUDING SWIMWEAR

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[–] LordOdaShit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

ikr I keep getting JCPenney fatshion ads. I don't even have a JCPenneys in my state. Fuck them.

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[–] Meep_meep 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The arms and legs look like they don't match up with the fat torso as well. Slimmed them up some maybe?

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[–] mizzpiggyhate 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Agreed. Something about that photo makes my brain hurt. It's boob/roll thing has too smooth of a line going to its gut.

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[–] BeetusNCreme 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'll always remember her as the one that turns from a spin into a spinning rotisserie chicken.

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[–] curves-shmurves 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wow, that commercial. So a fit shitlady without a hand and an ex-football player who suffered a spinal injury yet has a great body are on par with an obese, very mediocre dancer?

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This shit should be flat out offensive to those who actually work for their shit. If I was either athlete, I'd be furious being compared to a beached whale flapping about.

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[–] FickleFlame107 [S] ago 

That video made me want to climb a rope and work on my shit balance...and then barf and wonder why that walrus was in drag trying to do ballet.

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[–] fukyourfeelings 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Looks just like Triglypuff,,barf

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[–] Bigtop 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yuck.

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[–] blooberry 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

That picture is hilarious!!

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[–] Udaquiel_woo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I wanna see the non edited version to count how many people are spotting her as she jumps two inches up into the air. Can't have her breaking an ankle on a professional set, that would mean liability insurance payments. Maybe they just built a solid piece for her to straddle with her legs held like that, and Photoshop does the rest.

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[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

FFS, the pic shitlords itself. At least there was a fit girl in the back!

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[–] FatShamingIsFun 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

Well, that does it, I'm boycotting Target.

Gawd damn that disgusting whatever it is straight back to Hell where it came from. Looks just like Chris Farley in drag doing an SNL skit.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

@obeast_destroyer linked it below, but the minute I saw that flying pig I knew it was that super morbidly obese thing from the imgur gif.

Also, here's a fun fact:

That thing is thirteen. As in 13. Thirteen fucking years old. It was twice the size of its dance classmates.

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[–] BeetusNCreme 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Jesus, it looks like it's 35!!!! Holy fuck!

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[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

According to the Target article it's 15 now, but still, what in the holy fuck? That is flat-out child abuse and that... thing is not an athlete, nor is it healthy, nor is it inspiring and most importantly it should never fucking ever wear leggings.

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[–] bareknuckledragon 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

If you cut it in half you can tell its age by how many rings of fat it has.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That thing is thirteen. As in 13. Thirteen fucking years old.

I thought that was Trigglypuff in that advert?

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[–] palmitespo910 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

You'd have to use a model that size to justify 24.99 leggings

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[–] mizzpiggyhate 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I've been boycotting Target since most of their "small" clothes in our local shop stopped being small enough for human-sized women. Shame, because they actually had some cute, cheap stuff. :\

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[–] aretemis 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Chances of broken bones on landing?

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You know that whale is held up with a harness they photoshopped out.

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[–] GottaBeFunkyFresh 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I'd swear this was a shitlord parody ad.

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[–] Thruway10 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm done shopping at target. This is too much.

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[–] iz12334 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Ok...starting at 24.99XL but what is the price?

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[–] Hamderella 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Underrated

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