[–] Mongychops 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
The only correct answer is to tell target you're concerned that they are promoting dangerous body types. Public outcry helped (rightly) stop the use of dangerously thin models, it should be used to prevent obese ones as well.
[–] CriesinCars 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
This. It's not just promoting dangerous body types but also dangerous and unhealthy activities for fat asses. If this thing actually attempted that in real life it would snap its hooves and cause property damage.
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[–] curves-shmurves 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago (edited ago)
Wow, that commercial. So a fit shitlady without a hand and an ex-football player who suffered a spinal injury yet has a great body are on par with an obese, very mediocre dancer?
[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This shit should be flat out offensive to those who actually work for their shit. If I was either athlete, I'd be furious being compared to a beached whale flapping about.
[–] FickleFlame107 [S] ago
That video made me want to climb a rope and work on my shit balance...and then barf and wonder why that walrus was in drag trying to do ballet.
[–] mizzpiggyhate 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Agreed. Something about that photo makes my brain hurt. It's boob/roll thing has too smooth of a line going to its gut.
[–] BeetusNCreme 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'll always remember her as the one that turns from a spin into a spinning rotisserie chicken.
[–] GottaBeFunkyFresh 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
I'd swear this was a shitlord parody ad.
[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
FFS, the pic shitlords itself. At least there was a fit girl in the back!
[–] Udaquiel_woo 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I wanna see the non edited version to count how many people are spotting her as she jumps two inches up into the air. Can't have her breaking an ankle on a professional set, that would mean liability insurance payments. Maybe they just built a solid piece for her to straddle with her legs held like that, and Photoshop does the rest.
[–] fizzlebitz 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
They greenscreened the shit out of that! Bet they found her that way lying in a parking lot next to a bucket of nuggets.
[–] FatShamingIsFun 0 points 46 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago
Well, that does it, I'm boycotting Target.
Gawd damn that disgusting whatever it is straight back to Hell where it came from. Looks just like Chris Farley in drag doing an SNL skit.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 40 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago
@obeast_destroyer linked it below, but the minute I saw that flying pig I knew it was that super morbidly obese thing from the imgur gif.
Also, here's a fun fact:
That thing is thirteen. As in 13. Thirteen fucking years old. It was twice the size of its dance classmates.
[–] BeetusNCreme 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago
Jesus, it looks like it's 35!!!! Holy fuck!
[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
According to the Target article it's 15 now, but still, what in the holy fuck? That is flat-out child abuse and that... thing is not an athlete, nor is it healthy, nor is it inspiring and most importantly it should never fucking ever wear leggings.
[–] bareknuckledragon 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
If you cut it in half you can tell its age by how many rings of fat it has.
[–] Honeybunchesofgoats 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
This shit is why I get carded to buy lottery tickets at 28.
[–] palmitespo910 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
You'd have to use a model that size to justify 24.99 leggings
[–] mizzpiggyhate 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I've been boycotting Target since most of their "small" clothes in our local shop stopped being small enough for human-sized women. Shame, because they actually had some cute, cheap stuff. :\
[–] aretemis 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Chances of broken bones on landing?
[–] Totenglocke 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You know that whale is held up with a harness they photoshopped out.