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[–] GottaBeFunkyFresh 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I'd swear this was a shitlord parody ad.

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[–] fukyourfeelings 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Looks just like Triglypuff,,barf

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[–] BeetusNCreme 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'll always remember her as the one that turns from a spin into a spinning rotisserie chicken.

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[–] Meep_meep 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The arms and legs look like they don't match up with the fat torso as well. Slimmed them up some maybe?

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[–] mizzpiggyhate 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Agreed. Something about that photo makes my brain hurt. It's boob/roll thing has too smooth of a line going to its gut.

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[–] curves-shmurves 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wow, that commercial. So a fit shitlady without a hand and an ex-football player who suffered a spinal injury yet has a great body are on par with an obese, very mediocre dancer?

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[–] FickleFlame107 [S] ago 

That video made me want to climb a rope and work on my shit balance...and then barf and wonder why that walrus was in drag trying to do ballet.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This shit should be flat out offensive to those who actually work for their shit. If I was either athlete, I'd be furious being compared to a beached whale flapping about.

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[–] Mongychops 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

The only correct answer is to tell target you're concerned that they are promoting dangerous body types. Public outcry helped (rightly) stop the use of dangerously thin models, it should be used to prevent obese ones as well.

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[–] CriesinCars 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This. It's not just promoting dangerous body types but also dangerous and unhealthy activities for fat asses. If this thing actually attempted that in real life it would snap its hooves and cause property damage.

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[–] Ilisyer 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

I'm triggered...

Have some eyebleach.

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[–] iz12334 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Ok...starting at 24.99XL but what is the price?

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[–] Hamderella 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Underrated

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[–] FatShamingIsFun 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

Well, that does it, I'm boycotting Target.

Gawd damn that disgusting whatever it is straight back to Hell where it came from. Looks just like Chris Farley in drag doing an SNL skit.

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[–] aretemis 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Chances of broken bones on landing?

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You know that whale is held up with a harness they photoshopped out.

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[–] mizzpiggyhate 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I've been boycotting Target since most of their "small" clothes in our local shop stopped being small enough for human-sized women. Shame, because they actually had some cute, cheap stuff. :\

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[–] palmitespo910 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

You'd have to use a model that size to justify 24.99 leggings

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

@obeast_destroyer linked it below, but the minute I saw that flying pig I knew it was that super morbidly obese thing from the imgur gif.

Also, here's a fun fact:

That thing is thirteen. As in 13. Thirteen fucking years old. It was twice the size of its dance classmates.

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[–] 9183788? ago 

Holy fuck what

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

WHAT

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[–] Eirene 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Please tell me you're kidding. It can't be 13.

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

OMG are you fucking serious? I thought it was like 30-35!! Fucking horrific!