[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That thing is thirteen. As in 13. Thirteen fucking years old.
I thought that was Trigglypuff in that advert?
[–] Honeybunchesofgoats 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
This shit is why I get carded to buy lottery tickets at 28.
[–] FickleFlame107 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm still getting carded when I go to bars and I'm in my mid 30's. Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.
[–] bareknuckledragon 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
If you cut it in half you can tell its age by how many rings of fat it has.
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[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Verified, age based on health would be in the hundreds.
[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
According to the Target article it's 15 now, but still, what in the holy fuck? That is flat-out child abuse and that... thing is not an athlete, nor is it healthy, nor is it inspiring and most importantly it should never fucking ever wear leggings.
[–] BeetusNCreme 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago
Jesus, it looks like it's 35!!!! Holy fuck!
[–] Ariel115 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
WAT?!