[–] l23r 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fat privvy is being able to lose 3 kilograms and not be less than a point away from being considered "aneroxic"
I am seriously not that skinny. Has the BMI scale been reconfigured? Or the determining criteria for EDs? Though according to the NHS, at my current BMI some doctors would be concerned. Fucking. What.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I can't lose weight!!! I can't lose weight!!! It's "muh juhnetiks!!!"
...gets paid money to lose weight.
Magically ,manages to conquer their genetics.
God I hate fats...
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I can't imagine the reeing that would happen if this was brought in anywhere else. I can't imagine it because I would be rendered deaf by it.
[–] drakesdoom 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's almost like there is nothing genetic and it is entirely behavior based.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You could eat a bunch of carbs for a week, drink a bunch of water and wear a metal buttplug on Monday, go in for a weighin, then sit in the sauna, go in on Friday sans assplug and collect your money for 'losing' 3 kilos. Smile at the fats and say "man; that was so easy!"
Though in the long run, they have the ability to lose a lot more; but at least it would provide a shitlording opportunity.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ive gained almost 15 pounds in a weekend eating high sodium "beef jerkey" sandwiches, and drinking heavily.
Idea of water rentention quickly hit me.
[–] stradian ago
I would abuse the fuck out of this. I would pack on 10 pounds during weigh in, and blow it all off for the next. Easy $75 dollar bonus.