[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's a goddamn whole lot of nope!!!
Even if I was allowed to go lose it immediately afterwards, your body would never be the same. No car is worth that shit.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, it's weird. If someone walked up to me and congratulated me over and over again and said they were going to throw me a party and buy me a car just for being thin, I would wonder how drunk they were. But as you say, there are now TV shows based around people who did even less than me. Being thin is the minimum effort you are expected to put in. It's not an achievement to be a normal human being. Shows like this only serve to lower the bar so even less becomes an achievement.
[–] 9130358? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I don't get it either. Being a good parent, a good citizen, a good friend, a good student, a good person, those are default states. Rewarding people who fucked up the basics, and were forced to change, any more than people who were doing it right all along, doesn't make any sense. But everything is opposite these days, especially on TV and news.
[–] LisasDentalPlan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Where culture's defined by the, Ones least refined, And you'll be left behind, If you don't fit in..."
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
You couldn't pay me a billion dollars to get fat, even if I knew I could lose it right away. I'm not fucking up my body with stretchmarks, loose skin, fucked up hormones... I mean the list goes on.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I just don't want to be fat for any money ever. Money isn't super important to me but my body is.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Mad respect for Katie Hopkins for gaining and then losing all that weight just to prove that all these lazy fat fucks are completely full of shit. Now that is admirable dedication to the shitlord cause!!!
[–] mk46gunner 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'd get fat for $1mil US. Just enough to hit a sloppy 30 BMI. Then instantly cut back and lose it. Bank the after-tax cash, invest some, buy a slick new car, maybe move, and rent out a billboard shaming fats along a major thoroughfare with something like "I could do it as a joke, look who's laughing now, fatty."
Edit: Read it as million, of fucking course I'd do it for a cool billion. Gods be damned. Get me hostess on the line. I'm gonna need some pizza hut, stat! This is a case for Pappa John's!
Seriously though. I'd cheat the system for a billion. Ive been miserable for far less. At least this would have an expiration date or, err, weight, attached to it.
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
So after the wedding they just pork up again?
[–] R_Guilliman 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
The reward should be not being turned into soap.
[–] SeethingHatred ago
The only reward for turning yourself into a 400lb gelatinous flabby monstrosity in the first place should be a bullet to the back of the head.
[–] SkyPir8 ago
I get where you're coming from, but I prefer to think of it as they aren't getting paid for losing the weight... they're getting paid for other services rendered: 1 - We get to gawk at the freakshow that is their fat bloated bodies... like a popular carnival feature. 2 - We get to call bullshit on all of the FA idiots saying that losing weight is "impossible". 3 - They are also allowing us the privilege of mocking them mercilessly when they fail to maintain any sense of self control and gain it back.