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[–] Diogenes_The_Cynic 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What the fuck is wrong with that guys knee?

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[–] theepilepticferret [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I didn't notice that before (honestly just grabbed the 1st pic I found on Google) but I think there's a black stripe on the outside of his shorts, and since the wall behind him is dark, it makes it look like his knee is out of place

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You guys sound like some of my gym buddies and I at one of the bases I've previously been stationed. I think we'd have gotten along swimming.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I weigh 300 lbs, but I'm short so that means I'm small, right? Right, guys? Guys?

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[–] W04andia 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You've caught that desperate tone so beautifully

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[–] wmeth ago 

I try, thank you.

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They hire trainers because they're not disciplined enough to do it without someone telling them the whole time.

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[–] theepilepticferret [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But even then they're not disciplined enough and just bitch and argue and whine about everything the trainer says

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yea, I don't even acknowledge their bitching when they get to doing it.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This, so much this. My townhouse is in a private gated community, and since my schedule varies wildly, I'm usually the night Stalker. We have 5 pools in total, and the two infinity edged pools are right by my house, and subsequently, the gym. Only thin, fit, athletic people or swolebros go to the gym in my community, and at night I have all 3k square feet to myself and I love it. Now, my boyfriend and I also belong to a local gym as it has a handful of machines that this one does not, and we alternate days depending on our work schedules. I went to the public gym once during peak hours when I was doing the 7-330pm slot at my job, and I'll never do it again. The Corp. I work for actually reimburses us for this gym as part of their "healthy living" thing, but if it didn't I'm not sure if I would go. I hate paying 50 a month to see landwhales text on machines that I need to use, taking up space and doing nothing. I've literally had to approach a few and tell them I've noticed them doing nothing for the last twenty minutes, I need to finish this shit up so can you waddle elsewhere? Preferably Planet Fatness or off a cliff?

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Sucks to be that poor trainer who got roped into this.

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[–] DrFingers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I get it, a pun...a play on words!

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[–] wesofx 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Off topic, but cross fit is stupid. Just use the elliptical/treadmill to burn calories and the weights to bulk up.

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[–] GardenState ago 

People get really into it, like a cult.

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[–] LottaBeetusJuice 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Perfect description of my sister. She's currently saving up for a flight ticket to Amsterdam to participate in one of those recorded bodypump sessions.

Like, bitch you're paying over a grand a year to work out for 45 minutes twice a week and do the same things I do for free when going outside, except I can go whenever and as often as I want to. Spend two hours googling Calisthenics programs, pick something for every muscle you want to train and you're set. "But they have a new program every couple of months" - yeah, composed of the same exercises EVERYBODY ELSE uses. The only thing you're getting is shitty pop remix music with way too much bass being played at a way too high volume.

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[–] SkinnyFat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Does mr Ferret ever post here?

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[–] theepilepticferret [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No, he's too concerned that being on FPH could put his career in jeopardy. TBH he's not too keen on me being an active member either 😕

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[–] GuntPunt 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

A shame. It is really depressing how coddled society has become. Why do companies always cave in to the Reeee'ing? It is annoying how your livelihood can be threatened by posts you make on the internet in your free time.

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