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[–] Whitworth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sure. Roll me up some goodies.

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[–] Grifter42 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You roll a natural twenty. You are Father, and are out for a walk, while your recorded sermon plays overhead on the P.A system.

You pop an amphetamine pill, and a barbiturate, and remember that you had a speech to give at the Pavilon. You check the chambers of your gun, a .357 Magnum. You remember about the traitorous devils who tried to take your children and run in the night.

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[–] Whitworth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I holster the pistol and proceed to pavilion to deliver the speech. Pop another amphetamine for good luck.

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[–] GoodGoy420 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Roll for race and inventory

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[–] Grifter42 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You roll a two. You are a Guyanese tribe member who does not speak english. You roll a fourteen for inventory. You have your spear, your bow and arrows, and a dead boar that you have butchered and strapped to your mule.

You are puzzled by the rumble of trucks, and the rantings of the strange white voices over the intercom.

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[–] GoodGoy420 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Head north towards the pavilion

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[–] o0shad0o 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I roll a 3.

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[–] Grifter42 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You are a recovered meth-head, who has escaped from the compound. You have only the shirt on your back, and the spear you made from a broken broom stick. You know they're looking for you.

You know what they'll do to you if they catch you.

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[–] o0shad0o 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I go West.

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[–] NeedleStack 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Are you talking about the Jim Jones / Jonestown event?

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[–] Grifter42 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe. Would you like to roll for race and inventory?

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[–] NeedleStack 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't know what rolling for race and inventory means. :(

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[–] jerry 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

T-ROLL

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[–] 0011011000111001 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

ROLL THE DICE BABY!

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[–] Grifter42 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You roll a twelve. You're an investigatory photographer, seeking the story of a life-time on the Heavenly Temple of The Living God's reclusive leader. You have been given an exclusive interview.

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[–] 0011011000111001 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

begins the interview with the leader

Roll!

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[–] WaterT 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sure why not roll

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[–] Anoxim 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Using a D20 right?

8 for race 17 for inventory. What do I get?

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[–] Grifter42 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're a recovering heroin addict who was saved by Father Jones. You are now his personal doctor. You owe him your life, and your soul.

Your inventory consists of virtually every drug in existence. Father Jones is very well stocked.

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[–] Anoxim 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I head north

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