[–] Porcosweat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You can still rock in america... Ok maybe not because the fats eat the band
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is so fucking tragic--and awesome.
I didn't even include the part about the chubby chick without a shirt on (but electrical tape over her nipples) asking the guys around her to put her on their shoulders. She eyed my bf for a good minute and was standing like, three inches behind him (I think maybe trying to rub her boobs and stomach pouch on him?) before I stepped directly between them.
She asked one dude for a lift up and he said he was too tired (aka can't lift your fat ass) and this other dude did it but I was SURE he was going to drop her the entire time.
I went up on the bf's shoulders because a. I'm not fat and b. he's super fit. and c. fuck that ho. No fear of being dropped.
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why the fuck do fats dudes always think it's cool to wear capes?
[–] Longstocking 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This sounds like you went to Rockville. Always fats there barely dressed and not giving a fuck.
[–] fattycake 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm going to a similar festival this weekend. That's what I'm scared about most, fatties crowdsurfing and landing on me. Or trying to grope me because they can't get any females normally.
Glad you enjoyed the concert overall though. I'm very excited for this weekend. Rock on.
[–] billyvvinz ago
UGH I'm going to this soon. Last concert experience I got seats close to the stage and this huge fat bitch was seated next to me. I had to lean into my wife for half the show. Once I got a good buzz going I stopped giving a shit and dug my elbow into fatties' side a few times on 'accident.' I mean the bitch was two inches into my already small seating space, fuck her. Anyway she didn't return for the third band.
Was A Perfect Circle any good?
[–] twobyfour [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I thought I'd be safe at a standing only (or sitting on the ground) concert, but that wasn't the case. Good on you for bringing out hte elbows.
TBH, that wasn't my typical style of music. I REALLY liked Dinosaur Pileup though. They were fucking fantastic. Goodbye June was the opener on Sunday, really liked them as well.
One of the bands, can't remember which, the lead singer was so buff. Actually, most of the performers were in shape. That was pretty cool.
[–] billyvvinz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Last one wife and I went to (elbow concert) we got the backstage passes to meet Saint Asonia. She really likes Adam Gontier for whatever fucking reason, and their bassist went to the same high school as us. But yeah, they were all in shape (and I don't mean round). Not bad for a bunch of stoners/addicts.
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The first fatty you say about with the "squirt" in-between her legs - do you mean that you could see that she had wet herself or something? It is hilarious that she spent the day in front of the fans, fats suffer more in the summer - love that fact! :)
I have no idea how those whos pannus is too big to keep in trousers can have the balls to walk around with it flopped out like a hamburger, they are so fucking disgusting. Why would you wear a cape to a concert?! Weirdo, how were the ones with him oddly dressed? Lmao @ the fatshit with fake blood around her mouth, she would have known she was the only one so hopefully the concert was uncomoftable for her it.
I am glad you and your boyfriend had a great time regardless of the fat plague there! :)
Remember when you were little and your mom put you in a skirt, but since you were little and she expected you to try cartwheels it was the kind with built-in shorts? At least that's what my mom did for me. . . So this chick was wearing a short ass black dress and when she bent over there was a pair of built in shorts. But it was SOAKED. I actually feel my lip curling up in disgust right now just remembering it.
Plague is the perfect word, gf. It was awful, but oddly entertaining? I'm pretty sure we made a couple fairly uncomfortable with out shitlording. They were cool with it at first but I think they thought we took it too far. IMO, it wasn't far enough. Shame until the world is normal sized again.
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh gods, just imagine that thing cartwheeling! Thank you for explaining, it sounds like she was one hell of a gross fatty, she must have stank.
I know what you mean, you feel revulsion at seeing just how many there are but its fun to find the most disgusting ones? Hahaha! My SO and I feel and do the same when we go out, shitlords on here have said the fatties where I live are at levels similar to the US, I love triggering them but hate seeing the spread of obesity at the same time. Lol @ making the couple uncomfortable, you must have been breaking some fat logic they had. You are so right, shame is all they deserve, I wonder how "fat and proud" they would be if everyone human sized stared at them with disgust as they walked around anywhere.
[–] KikiCat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How can you tell how much they weigh? Once they get past 200 they all look planety. I guess size of pannus? Third chin?
[–] twobyfour [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You kind of look and think:
Hey, that thing either needs to shape up or they're going to get worse. (overweight)
That one is a big mother fucker. (overweight bordering obese)
That one is a huge mother fucker, how are they moving around? How are they comfortable? (obese)
That body should not be able to support that weight. How is this happening? The human body is a marvel. I can't look at this body without being physically ill (super obese).
I'm actually shit at judging weight, but those numbers make sense in my head.