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[–] SynfulVisions 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

"At least I can reach it"

Fucking lost it

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[–] Porcosweat 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

"At least i can reach it without using a stick".

Lmao going to have to remember that one.

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[–] Sylph 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lost it there haha

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Is this the old, "we're going to die anyway so best do everything possible to die sooner" argument? I always like that one.

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[–] Acer-Red 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I hate that argument. They always assume that because I eat healthy and exercise that I'm somehow not enjoying life. As though having every joint ache on a daily basis, being unable to walk, or not being able to wipe my own ass are ways to enjoy life. I love cooking healthy food, I especially love eating it, and I feel great as a result.

I used to be a glutton. I was never so miserable in all my life.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Completely agree. It would be sad if it wasn't pathetic. Their only experience with feeling good is a sugar high. They have never done anything for themselves ever that gives a reward like exercise, commit to a decent diet, or achieve goals. They think they are enjoying life, but they haven't even lived for a second.

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[–] Kaleidowave 1 point 12 points (+13|-1) ago  (edited ago)

"da ba dee da ba daa

Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa"

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[–] chewinggum [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

?????

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[–] Kaleidowave 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"I'm blue."

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[–] blue5car 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Grease Fire Alert!!!

OP burned it good.

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

"Size 20" isn't medical measurement

But I bet the BMI is at least double that

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[–] chewinggum [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Tess claims to be that size and she's bigger than a full grown cow. Like I said, that's all that needs to be said about their "size".

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

88-91-87

Muh curves at all sizes

The "Standard 3" measurements are probably racist or whatever

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[–] Sylph 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She's bigger than a 22. 28 would be my guess, maybe higher. And she says she's like 280, but I'm betting it's much closer to 380.

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I lost it at "without a stick"

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

@chewinggum ... Fyi, you can post the Direct URL of the imgoat image, which is listed on the right side of the page. Example:. That way we can open/close the image on this page of voat by clicking the +/- button. In other words, post the URL that ends in .jpg or .png

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