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[–] GuyRomaine 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Your friend's a trooper. Not quite flushing his underwear at McDonald's because they're out of toilet paper trooper, but close. You should call his mother and tell her what happened. Ask her to come take a look and post his reaction.
[–] smarmybastard ago
Everyone has had good advice so far, but I would add that athletes foot aka a Tinea genus fungal infection, is a fungal infection that cannot penetrate deeper than the dermis of your skin, so while your "friend" may have a hot donut right now from an honest mistake, it is unlikely/impossible for the infection to disseminate throughout the GI tract since it is only known to cause skin deep infections.
[–] 8BigMacNMuhDietCoke 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Baby wipes really are worth the price.
[–] wgtt911 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Jock itch