[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Her continued existence is solid proof there is no higher power.
[–] bellylugosi 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Nah. I think the opposite. These people are suffering due to their own vices. Pity shouldn't be given to them, so all we can do is laugh at them and use them as visuals of what not to be. Sounds like something an almighty being would provide.
[–] Benweiser22 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol even the back of her neck has a chin.
[–] Swolebroshitlord1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"it's really not as sweet as it looks!" Right... A teaspoon of that concoction is probably lying more than enough for a full cup of coffee.
[–] BuffyTheHampireSlayr 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The coffee video is old, she probably filmed it before she gave herself the beetus.
*knew about having the beetus. I'd bet she's had it since she turned 20 at the latest.
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
At :30 sec, she shakes the jar, hence getting the most cardio she's had in twenty years.
[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
You can hear her breathe like it, too.
[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That cream concoction is probably pretty close to 50 calories per tebbuhspun (tablespoon for the rest of us). With half that glass loaded, I'd guess 600+ calories in that "coffee".
[–] kittysaysmeownow 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Would you like a touch of coffee with your iced sugar cream?
[–] TheShitLordCynic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
The fact this woman is alive, looks 65 at 37 or whatever she is and is not yet dead is simply fucking amazing. “Simpy Sara.” Fucking cow.
[–] bellylugosi 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
It's 27/28 years old.
[–] TheShitLordCynic 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's worse. I thought it was in its 30s ...
[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Guys, I'm a coffee snob like a motherfucker and this video genuinely made me angry.
[–] Sylph 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I'm only a minor coffee snob, and I hated it, too.
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This video had my pancreas yelling at me.