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[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Guys, I'm a coffee snob like a motherfucker and this video genuinely made me angry.

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[–] Sylph 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm only a minor coffee snob, and I hated it, too.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This video had my pancreas yelling at me.

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[–] Sylph 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Christ, that's fucking disgusting. Not just her "recipe", but just looking at this sow is painful. Her fat voice and labored breathing ... how is this bitch not dead?

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[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Her continued existence is solid proof there is no higher power.

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[–] Sylph 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Her and that Amy beast. Jesus.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago 

HamJesus.

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[–] bellylugosi 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Nah. I think the opposite. These people are suffering due to their own vices. Pity shouldn't be given to them, so all we can do is laugh at them and use them as visuals of what not to be. Sounds like something an almighty being would provide.

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[–] Benweiser22 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol even the back of her neck has a chin.

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[–] Swolebroshitlord1 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"it's really not as sweet as it looks!" Right... A teaspoon of that concoction is probably lying more than enough for a full cup of coffee.

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[–] oneten 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She's supposed to be diabetic. Her latest video is for strawberry shortcake.

"And you can add two tbs of chocolate syrup for mocha..."

Of course you can. Damn.

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[–] BuffyTheHampireSlayr 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The coffee video is old, she probably filmed it before she gave herself the beetus.

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared ago 

*knew about having the beetus. I'd bet she's had it since she turned 20 at the latest.

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[–] oneten ago 

Oh, okay. Thanks :)

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

At :30 sec, she shakes the jar, hence getting the most cardio she's had in twenty years.

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[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

You can hear her breathe like it, too.

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[–] Sylph ago 

lol right? huffing and puffing like she's running a marathon, from shaking a jar for 3 seconds. Pathetic.

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[–] Ronsky 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How many calories is in that - as an estimate?

I'm in no way a coffee snob (I drink instant, shoot me) but ack. That doesn't look good. I don't know whether I would be so repulsed if the monster holding it wasn't out of breath just by talking??

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[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That cream concoction is probably pretty close to 50 calories per tebbuhspun (tablespoon for the rest of us). With half that glass loaded, I'd guess 600+ calories in that "coffee".

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[–] Sylph 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

oh barf ><

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[–] kittysaysmeownow 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Would you like a touch of coffee with your iced sugar cream?

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[–] TheShitLordCynic 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The fact this woman is alive, looks 65 at 37 or whatever she is and is not yet dead is simply fucking amazing. “Simpy Sara.” Fucking cow.

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[–] bellylugosi 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

It's 27/28 years old.

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[–] TheShitLordCynic 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's worse. I thought it was in its 30s ...

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[–] 8956846? ago 

No fucking way.

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