[–] TheShitLordCynic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
The fact this woman is alive, looks 65 at 37 or whatever she is and is not yet dead is simply fucking amazing. “Simpy Sara.” Fucking cow.
[–] bellylugosi 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
It's 27/28 years old.
[–] TheShitLordCynic 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's worse. I thought it was in its 30s ...
[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That cream concoction is probably pretty close to 50 calories per tebbuhspun (tablespoon for the rest of us). With half that glass loaded, I'd guess 600+ calories in that "coffee".
[–] BuffyTheHampireSlayr 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The coffee video is old, she probably filmed it before she gave herself the beetus.
*knew about having the beetus. I'd bet she's had it since she turned 20 at the latest.
[–] Swolebroshitlord1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"it's really not as sweet as it looks!" Right... A teaspoon of that concoction is probably lying more than enough for a full cup of coffee.
[–] Sanguinelady ago
How can you do that to coffee? Just how...? Oh right, fats ruin everything. What a silly question. The bigger question is why isn't this inhuman flesh-golem not dead yet?
[–] Squarshed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"We're going to make iced coffee! For your sweet cream..." Wut.
Then again, iced coffee for me is coffee and ice, lol. Just watching it mix that concoction was nauseating.
[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You should consider making cold brew. Grind some coffee really rough and mix with water in a mason jar. Leave it in the fridge overnight and you're good to go. It's delicious.
[–] Squarshed 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My fiance and I make a bastardized version of cold brew for now. We found this pitcher that has a long coffee filter in the middle, so you can fill it with coffee and let it brew over night. It still lets some of the fine powder from pre-ground coffee out, though, so we're looking for a good grinder. Cold brew is amazing.