[–] l23r 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"you can put this [sugar with a bit of milk shit] in your fridge for a month - or more - but it won't last long in my house" teeeehheee
I realize most people don't like coffee without milk, but even if you do, you're supposed to put a bit of milk into a cup of coffee and not the other way around. This kinda shit is why people give me strange looks when I ask for iced coffee with no milk and sometimes no sugar as well.
[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I love coffee but the acid doesn't settle well, so I do add some creamer usually, but even then....to size it, it's about 1 one of individual creamer cups. I notice she only seemed to think people would want LESS coffee and MORE sweetened milk or whatever. Holy shit
[–] renosubject ago
I like a bit of half and half in mine, a pint of which lasts me two weeks despite the fact I drink 2-3 coffees a day.
[–] TheShitLordCynic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
The fact this woman is alive, looks 65 at 37 or whatever she is and is not yet dead is simply fucking amazing. “Simpy Sara.” Fucking cow.
[–] bellylugosi 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
It's 27/28 years old.
[–] TheShitLordCynic 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's worse. I thought it was in its 30s ...
[–] kittysaysmeownow 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Would you like a touch of coffee with your iced sugar cream?
[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That cream concoction is probably pretty close to 50 calories per tebbuhspun (tablespoon for the rest of us). With half that glass loaded, I'd guess 600+ calories in that "coffee".
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
At :30 sec, she shakes the jar, hence getting the most cardio she's had in twenty years.
[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
You can hear her breathe like it, too.
[–] Squarshed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"We're going to make iced coffee! For your sweet cream..." Wut.
Then again, iced coffee for me is coffee and ice, lol. Just watching it mix that concoction was nauseating.
[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You should consider making cold brew. Grind some coffee really rough and mix with water in a mason jar. Leave it in the fridge overnight and you're good to go. It's delicious.
[–] Squarshed 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My fiance and I make a bastardized version of cold brew for now. We found this pitcher that has a long coffee filter in the middle, so you can fill it with coffee and let it brew over night. It still lets some of the fine powder from pre-ground coffee out, though, so we're looking for a good grinder. Cold brew is amazing.