[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That cream concoction is probably pretty close to 50 calories per tebbuhspun (tablespoon for the rest of us). With half that glass loaded, I'd guess 600+ calories in that "coffee".
[–] BuffyTheHampireSlayr 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The coffee video is old, she probably filmed it before she gave herself the beetus.
*knew about having the beetus. I'd bet she's had it since she turned 20 at the latest.
[–] Swolebroshitlord1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"it's really not as sweet as it looks!" Right... A teaspoon of that concoction is probably lying more than enough for a full cup of coffee.
[–] A_jihad_on_anchovies 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Three words in and it's already wheezing like it just ran a marathon. Fucking disgusting.
[–] kittysaysmeownow 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Would you like a touch of coffee with your iced sugar cream?
[–] ButterBeater9000 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Guys, I'm a coffee snob like a motherfucker and this video genuinely made me angry.
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This video had my pancreas yelling at me.
[–] TheShitLordCynic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
The fact this woman is alive, looks 65 at 37 or whatever she is and is not yet dead is simply fucking amazing. “Simpy Sara.” Fucking cow.
[–] bellylugosi 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
It's 27/28 years old.
[–] 8956846? ago
No fucking way.
[–] TheShitLordCynic 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's worse. I thought it was in its 30s ...