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[–] hypercat ago 

I have been in 2 MRIs. One was the original size. I could lift my hand up and touch the ceiling. Not too bad. I had about 5-6 inches of space. The 2nd was WAYYY better, much larger with about 10 inches above me. Like a little sleep pod. This fat fuck would not fit in any of them and would need the open MRI machine which is 10x as expensive and only available in some locations.

My wait for non urgent MRI with shit insurance? 1 day.

They even asked me my height and weight before making the appointment. LOLOL

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[–] SChalice ago 

Kids face obfuscated to protect the innocent?

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago 

You meant hamily.

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[–] Lame_Bunt_Baiter 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

From the article:

"It has progressed to the point where he can't move any of his arms or legs. He can barely talk. He can barely swallow," Rosselli said.

Put a doughnut in front of him. He'll swallow just fine.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sooo I live in Vancouver and I have a ton of health issues, going on for over 10 years now. I have never had to wait for anything. MRI's, CAT scans, X-Rays, Emergency visits, I always got it all done in the same day. I'm not a fat piece of shit though.

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[–] Sylph ago 

I've had several, and at 125 they're no fun, but I fit easily. That fatty wouldn't even get his legs in one.

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[–] ranch-othelioma ago 

I'm guessing the obeast is around 380-400.

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[–] Dagdamor 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I had one too.

I am very tall, 6'6'' and problem were my shoulders, I had 1-2 cm on each side. It was way more disturbing than I imagined.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Nofats_will_MAGA 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That kid's got no hope. The mom is an obeast too.

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[–] Likeitirish 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They have to bring them to a Horse MRI machine at a vet hospital. - no joke my old baseball coach - male nurse - used to transport at least one ham beast a month to the MRI machine at our local SPCA Horse Rescue.

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[–] 8937824? 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

They have to bring them to a Horse MRI machine at a vet hospital

...and that's how you know fatty is no longer human.

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[–] Likeitirish 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They hoist them up with those belly straps on a small crane....like they use to fork lift whales into Sea world with.

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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Certified by Science!

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