[–] Lame_Bunt_Baiter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
From the article:
"It has progressed to the point where he can't move any of his arms or legs. He can barely talk. He can barely swallow," Rosselli said.
Put a doughnut in front of him. He'll swallow just fine.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sooo I live in Vancouver and I have a ton of health issues, going on for over 10 years now. I have never had to wait for anything. MRI's, CAT scans, X-Rays, Emergency visits, I always got it all done in the same day. I'm not a fat piece of shit though.
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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I found an image of the fat fuck:
Yep, he's yuuuuuge.
[–] Nofats_will_MAGA 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That kid's got no hope. The mom is an obeast too.
[–] Likeitirish 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
They have to bring them to a Horse MRI machine at a vet hospital. - no joke my old baseball coach - male nurse - used to transport at least one ham beast a month to the MRI machine at our local SPCA Horse Rescue.
[–] Likeitirish 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They hoist them up with those belly straps on a small crane....like they use to fork lift whales into Sea world with.
[–] hypercat ago
I have been in 2 MRIs. One was the original size. I could lift my hand up and touch the ceiling. Not too bad. I had about 5-6 inches of space. The 2nd was WAYYY better, much larger with about 10 inches above me. Like a little sleep pod. This fat fuck would not fit in any of them and would need the open MRI machine which is 10x as expensive and only available in some locations.
My wait for non urgent MRI with shit insurance? 1 day.
They even asked me my height and weight before making the appointment. LOLOL