[–] dontforgetaboutevil 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Sweet. Nothing I love more than the suffering of rich kids. I think I will actually grow in power because of this event. It's like I'm leveling up.. Ahhhh. Welcome to earth trust fund brats!!
I love the Chapelle skit at the end.
[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Oh dear God, please let the report of a US military rescue mission be true. Can you imagine how hilarious a Marine infantry battalion would find all this shit?
[–] Doomking_Grimlock ago
Why waste marines on this shit? There's got to be a couple of Nat Guard posts with nothing to do.
[–] lettersofmarque 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Event staff is nowhere to be found ... Does anyone know how to make weapons?
Combo spin off of 90210 and Survivor with no rules. Hilarious!
[–] WedgeSerif 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Favorite part of this story: the shot of people signing their names to a piece of paper so they can get refunds after the "festival's" website clearly states all sales are final and no refunds will be issued.
[–] rastrodetortuga 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ja Rule's best career moment was being a Dave Chapelle joke.
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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Just wait until it turns into a Snowpiercer situation.
[–] 13Buddha 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Lord of the Flies - book 2, non-fiction.