[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] squealingbravery 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What is the second rule? The suspense is killing me.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

  1. Eat cake.
  2. Eat pie.
  3. Eat cookies.
  4. Eat......

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[–] Bigtop 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Eat 4000 calories a minute while whining about skinny bitches and the male gaze.

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[–] turd_pilot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Even the rulebook is fat.

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

At first I thought it was a group for people doing the insanity workout. Turns out is exactly the opposite...

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[–] Candyisforfats ago 

Sean T Should not be assosciated with such people.

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[–] squealingbravery 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Man, they must be hiding a fph goldmine in there. I'll give a diet coke to whoever manages to infiltrate the troll cave in order to get screenshots and "triggered" responses.

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[–] rompele 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

If they require you to verify your obesity (like you can verify your shitlord/ladiness here on FPH voluntarily), then all of us are fucked.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Nah. Take a picture of some nasty fat thing and you’re all set. Pride Day parades are a great place to shoot candids of man-hating, CIS-hating, obese, toxic, neon-haired nightmares that’d be great for this purpose.

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[–] squealingbravery 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I think it's highly unlikely that these dumb fucking cunts verified 600 accounts so far, lmao. We just need a fake account with a disgusting profile pic and some "friends" (as if these retards had any real friends).

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[–] 0000000220220 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Future history books will use that FB post as an example of the beginning of the decline of the American Empire.