[–] Thereturnstudent ago
"She crashed here and smelled up the place with her "hormonal imbalance," which would mean that she had a bum full of shit that couldn't be wiped, though it didn't smell like poo, more like dirt and rotting vegetables." Enter crying-laughing emoji here!!!
[–] stefwithanF ago
I really want to cry rn. I was browsing fph on my break, waiting for my black beans to heat. Nvm on those now 😨😥
I'm probably in STARVASHUN MODE now, Thx shitlord! /s
[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I was NOT prepared for the mess at Statik's place though. I KNEW there would be smell. I knew there would be some mess. Statik told me a few days ago that there was poo on the edge of her bed. I thought that it was actually the chocolate pudding that I gave her. No, no, it was poo. Of course, none of us knew what was in store for us. I'll take you through the story as well as I possibly can, however, none of it is pleasant, and some of these pics? Well, you need to be VERY strong of constitution to look at them.
Dry heaving.
[–] chimichangadick ago
Since I'm on lunch break and have been forewarned... TLDR?
[–] Nofats_will_MAGA 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fat shit "womyn" claims to have a son (doesn't), begs for $$$ to feed him, mooches off
friendssuckers, finally gets caught out with a fake suicide attempt. Cleanup of the sty where it had been shows levels of gross you do not want to imagine.Edit: /u/Obeast_Destroyer added a link, it later ate itself to death. Good riddance.