[–] luckylemon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not enough upvoats can be given. Literally at work trying not to fall to my knees all teary-eyed. Priceless.
[–] Penfold 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I have found this dancing technique to work in all clubs no matter the music. Dance Link
[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Finally I'll be the one with all the women after learning these moves.
That would definitely make you immensely popular at virtually any club with any type of music.
[–] Doomking_Grimlock 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have seen people dance like they're an NPC in the club at the Citadel in Mass Effect. More than once. Which as far as I'm concerned is acceptable grounds to exterminate the species, and I can't dance for shit.
[–] DownVoatFairy 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Move your legs on the down beat, move your arms on the up beat.
The down beat is usually the kick drum in EDM, the up beat is the hit hat. Here is a no frills dance song that follows this.
[–] TAThatBoomerang [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
HAHA this song! Are you Swedish? This song is famed one of the most fuck boi songs of all time. or the coolest song of all time
[–] DownVoatFairy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Nope American. Girls here love this guy, or they did back when he was popular. Clubs here tend to cater to women's tastes because guys go where the women are.
[–] sakuramboo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
FMI, that is for 4 step music. For 2 step music, your feet are stomping on both.
[–] fuckfacemcgee 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
We don't dance. We drink and send telepathic messages to the women we want to fuck. Works every time 50% of the time.
[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Men don't go to dance clubs. I think that's the only real answer.
Those clubs are disgusting meat markets. If you want herpes just pay a homeless man to suck your dick, and you can save time and money.
[–] goatsshadow 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
don't be stupid. go in, find that vixen or fox you've been thinking about, get her a drink make her laugh and keep her away from her friends for half an hour with good convo and jokes, then take her home and open that can of whoop-hole you've bean dying to open. after three orgasms send her home. She will only need a 5 to 20 second phone call from here on out.... GL HF get a BJ before the sex! you wont get one after!
edit: Stranger BJs must be performed before sex or you wont get it!!! I can't stress that enough
editedit: if she's being courted by a specimen you cant beat... snatch her friend FTW she'll be available for that big will of yours once she's done with her immidiate distraction.... bang the friend and make it impressive for the one you want eg eat her out, make her cum multiple times and get her to think you're sensitive before the end of the encounter.... than after the girl you want is done remain diligent to the friends sexual needs but remain detached... lead yourself for no one will lead you in your quest to the best pussy!
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[–] rail606 3 points 5 points 8 points (+8|-3) ago (edited ago)
That is stupid logic. There is tons of ass(of the female variety) in the club. Nothing in the woods lol. It is a great way to meet women.
You are basically assuming only faggots and women like to dance. What are you going to do at your wedding? Dancing is kind of a requirement of love. Sex is a form of dancing. Better dancing skills = better sex. Why do you think there are so many women at the club?
Do you assume everyone that goes to EDM concerts is gay? It is a very heterosexual scene. They try to act plur but there are tons of gay bashers/trump supporters that love EDM. You didn't put much thought into categorizing everyone that likes dancing as a power bottom. Dancing if anything is a mans sport. The best dancers ive ever seen were dudes. They get more technical then the women. Women like to move and look sexy. The few women who do get into technical stuff are probably not single :(.
[–] pessimisticsteel 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago (edited ago)
Dancing is not a sport. Its peacocking at best. Mammals tend to focus more on physical strength/prowess, rather than how pretty one moves/looks. Peacocking is done by birds because its a low intellegent/instinctual mating ritual.
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[–] TAThatBoomerang [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I never did the whole club thing, so it feels like I'm missing out. Especially when like half the uni class to the "party events" or what you call it, that's organized by the student union.
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[–] Subtenko 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Depends on the scene and the venue and the people. There's a lot of dumb stuff when it comes to the club scene. But it can be fun, but you certainly dont HAVE to go.
[–] pessimisticsteel 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
You're not missing out. It's all just pointless peacocking, everyone who does it feels shame the next day. Even me.
[–] Nytshaed ago
You sound boring
[–] Sosacms 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Go to club and have practically naked women test the limits of how sexual they can go before getting cut off.
Go play with your wood with a bunch of guys.
Hmmmmmmm... Tough call. /s