[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Men don't go to dance clubs. I think that's the only real answer.
Those clubs are disgusting meat markets. If you want herpes just pay a homeless man to suck your dick, and you can save time and money.
[–] ElectroGypsy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
By getting really drunk, realize you're not getting laid anyway, wait till the DJ drops California Love, and stop giving a fuck and move like an idiot.
That's how I did it in my 20s.
Sad truth is when I go to have fun I never had luck. If I acted like a fucking asshole douche and lied my ass off (like stupid off the wall shit like you're a nuclear physicist) chicks really like you. Turned me off from trying to get laid at clubs and quit going at like 25.
[–] RonaldMcShitlord 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
First thing to understand is that how you dance is entirely based on what kind of music is playing. People aren't gonna dance the same at a salsa club that they are gonna dance at a hip-hop club, and they will dance differently at EDM clubs too which seem to be the most popular style these days. So I'd suggest figuring out what kind of clubs you're going to be headed to, figure out what kind of music they play, then work on a dance style that is appropriate for the genre of music.
[–] luckylemon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not enough upvoats can be given. Literally at work trying not to fall to my knees all teary-eyed. Priceless.
[–] goatsshadow 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
don't be stupid. go in, find that vixen or fox you've been thinking about, get her a drink make her laugh and keep her away from her friends for half an hour with good convo and jokes, then take her home and open that can of whoop-hole you've bean dying to open. after three orgasms send her home. She will only need a 5 to 20 second phone call from here on out.... GL HF get a BJ before the sex! you wont get one after!
edit: Stranger BJs must be performed before sex or you wont get it!!! I can't stress that enough
editedit: if she's being courted by a specimen you cant beat... snatch her friend FTW she'll be available for that big will of yours once she's done with her immidiate distraction.... bang the friend and make it impressive for the one you want eg eat her out, make her cum multiple times and get her to think you're sensitive before the end of the encounter.... than after the girl you want is done remain diligent to the friends sexual needs but remain detached... lead yourself for no one will lead you in your quest to the best pussy!
[–] Penfold 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I have found this dancing technique to work in all clubs no matter the music. Dance Link
[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Finally I'll be the one with all the women after learning these moves.
[–] Akas ago
I thought you were going to link this one. I've actually seen people doing this in the club, although it was way back in the day.
[–] Doomking_Grimlock 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have seen people dance like they're an NPC in the club at the Citadel in Mass Effect. More than once. Which as far as I'm concerned is acceptable grounds to exterminate the species, and I can't dance for shit.
[–] Thisismyvoatusername ago
That would definitely make you immensely popular at virtually any club with any type of music.