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[–] Thisismyvoatusername ago 

You might try the Little Lad Dance. It is easy to learn.

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[–] fuckfacemcgee 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

We don't dance. We drink and send telepathic messages to the women we want to fuck. Works every time 50% of the time.

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[–] luckylemon ago 

Bet you change your mind a lot.

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[–] Subtenko 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Its a bit overrated. You end up dancing up against some chick or simply with her (if she is cool with it,lol). Or either you dance with everyone (no line dance but there are country clubs that do this). This tends to happen at regular clubs (pop/top music charts) when people are cool enough to kind of form a circle and while it may seem somewhat corny at least people are having a good time.

concerts/festivals are cooler...more people just having a good time, more euphoric vibes. I guess it does depend on the scene tho...

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[–] TAThatBoomerang [S] ago 

This tends to happen at regular clubs (pop/top music charts) when people are cool enough to kind of form a circle and while it may seem somewhat corny at least people are having a good time.

That's beautiful.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Be her pole to rub on.

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[–] goatsshadow 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

don't be stupid. go in, find that vixen or fox you've been thinking about, get her a drink make her laugh and keep her away from her friends for half an hour with good convo and jokes, then take her home and open that can of whoop-hole you've bean dying to open. after three orgasms send her home. She will only need a 5 to 20 second phone call from here on out.... GL HF get a BJ before the sex! you wont get one after!

edit: Stranger BJs must be performed before sex or you wont get it!!! I can't stress that enough

editedit: if she's being courted by a specimen you cant beat... snatch her friend FTW she'll be available for that big will of yours once she's done with her immidiate distraction.... bang the friend and make it impressive for the one you want eg eat her out, make her cum multiple times and get her to think you're sensitive before the end of the encounter.... than after the girl you want is done remain diligent to the friends sexual needs but remain detached... lead yourself for no one will lead you in your quest to the best pussy!

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[–] Jerktwo 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Just bob your knees and cycle through various gun reloading animations with your arms

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[–] luckylemon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not enough upvoats can be given. Literally at work trying not to fall to my knees all teary-eyed. Priceless.

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[–] TAThatBoomerang [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Toppest kek.

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[–] RonaldMcShitlord 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

First thing to understand is that how you dance is entirely based on what kind of music is playing. People aren't gonna dance the same at a salsa club that they are gonna dance at a hip-hop club, and they will dance differently at EDM clubs too which seem to be the most popular style these days. So I'd suggest figuring out what kind of clubs you're going to be headed to, figure out what kind of music they play, then work on a dance style that is appropriate for the genre of music.

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[–] ElectroGypsy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

By getting really drunk, realize you're not getting laid anyway, wait till the DJ drops California Love, and stop giving a fuck and move like an idiot.

That's how I did it in my 20s.

Sad truth is when I go to have fun I never had luck. If I acted like a fucking asshole douche and lied my ass off (like stupid off the wall shit like you're a nuclear physicist) chicks really like you. Turned me off from trying to get laid at clubs and quit going at like 25.

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