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[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Men don't go to dance clubs. I think that's the only real answer.

Those clubs are disgusting meat markets. If you want herpes just pay a homeless man to suck your dick, and you can save time and money.

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[–] gosso920 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

If you're White, badly.

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[–] Penfold 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I have found this dancing technique to work in all clubs no matter the music. Dance Link

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername ago 

That would definitely make you immensely popular at virtually any club with any type of music.

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[–] Akas ago 

I thought you were going to link this one. I've actually seen people doing this in the club, although it was way back in the day.

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[–] Doomking_Grimlock 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have seen people dance like they're an NPC in the club at the Citadel in Mass Effect. More than once. Which as far as I'm concerned is acceptable grounds to exterminate the species, and I can't dance for shit.

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[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Finally I'll be the one with all the women after learning these moves.

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[–] MetalAegis 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The only cool way to dance is to keep your hands at your sides and your eyes looking at the ground. Then every three seconds you take a drag from your cigarette.

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[–] Nytshaed ago 

You sound boring

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Go to club and have practically naked women test the limits of how sexual they can go before getting cut off.

Go play with your wood with a bunch of guys.

Hmmmmmmm... Tough call. /s

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[–] rail606 3 points 5 points (+8|-3) ago  (edited ago)

That is stupid logic. There is tons of ass(of the female variety) in the club. Nothing in the woods lol. It is a great way to meet women.

You are basically assuming only faggots and women like to dance. What are you going to do at your wedding? Dancing is kind of a requirement of love. Sex is a form of dancing. Better dancing skills = better sex. Why do you think there are so many women at the club?

Do you assume everyone that goes to EDM concerts is gay? It is a very heterosexual scene. They try to act plur but there are tons of gay bashers/trump supporters that love EDM. You didn't put much thought into categorizing everyone that likes dancing as a power bottom. Dancing if anything is a mans sport. The best dancers ive ever seen were dudes. They get more technical then the women. Women like to move and look sexy. The few women who do get into technical stuff are probably not single :(.

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[–] pessimisticsteel 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Dancing is not a sport. Its peacocking at best. Mammals tend to focus more on physical strength/prowess, rather than how pretty one moves/looks. Peacocking is done by birds because its a low intellegent/instinctual mating ritual.

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[–] TAThatBoomerang [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I never did the whole club thing, so it feels like I'm missing out. Especially when like half the uni class to the "party events" or what you call it, that's organized by the student union.

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[–] Subtenko 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Depends on the scene and the venue and the people. There's a lot of dumb stuff when it comes to the club scene. But it can be fun, but you certainly dont HAVE to go.

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[–] pessimisticsteel 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You're not missing out. It's all just pointless peacocking, everyone who does it feels shame the next day. Even me.

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[–] TAThatBoomerang [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was waiting for this comment.

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[–] DownVoatFairy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Here is what it looks like when mastered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwjz6MLp_cc

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[–] Dr_Poop ago 

Just get up on some girls butt and she'll do all the work

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