[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Make sure your relatives don't decide to get you a new bed and throw the old mattress out.
[–] PM_ME_YOUR_PLOT_HOLE 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
economic crisis
unannounced new bed purchase
Nigga you know how much a brand new bed costs?
[–] escapefromredditbay 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
now everyone knows where the cash is.
[–] pipispapas 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago (edited ago)
I will invest it in a safe space. I will buy reddit gold tomorrow
[–] Xomthusiast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Just buy extra mattresses, then you can run a bank.
[–] escapefromredditbay 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
no one will ever, have the compulsion to go after it.
[–] revofire 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thanks for the reply. So where do you live EXACTLY and what does your work schedule look like tomorrow?
[–] ssjheero 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Judging by the Greek situation, he'll probably be free all day for the foreseeable future.
[–] revofire 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Gosh darnnit. Foiled again by the socialists.