[–] OathToOrder 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
I got #triggered by the title. Can you please remove the quote where Beefsoda wakes up covered in sweat?
Disgusting.
[–] Rabidfish88 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
He'd be drenched in sweat no matter what. Because he's fat.
[–] Jiggus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The dream: An empty buffet....he panics but sees someone who looks suspiciously like a personal trainer.
"Don't worry. I can help you. Show you the way." they tell him. Besada complies as if there is a buffet that isn't empty, he wants to know where it is. Flash forward and he's on a treadmill...the machine groans and hisses as it struggles to have the tread moving under his tremendous weight. Every step elicits a pronounced creak from the plastic and metal.
"But....but where is.....where is the FOOD?!" Besada cries out when he notices the personal trainer drawing on a clip board in front of him.
"The buffets are all gone.....this is the way forward to a better life." The trainer replies. Besada is really anxious and sweating now....then he realizes something. He's not wearing sweatpants to hide his legs...he has oversized jogging shorts and a tank top on! His fat thighs which are devouring his calves.....his fleshy underarm wings....the pale, acne ridden texture of it all.....is on full display for all to see!
The trainer shows Besada what he was drawing: it's a map to the Neogaf server location that was recently raided by the police. "They have your pedo porn." the trainer says.
It's all too much.
Then he wakes up screaming.
[–] Malerba11 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Besada's nightmare is him dreaming of his fridge full of salads and vegetables.