[–] CaesarAugustus 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
She knew.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And used it when you weren't home... just like the buttplug she found.
[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Your mom is ignorant its not a vase its a lamp
[–] [deleted] 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
[–] ShineShooter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're the best type of niggerfaggot, a good one.
[–] bloodguard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You've been huffing tire air? Don't you know that that stuff will make your nose hairs turn purple!?!
[–] everlastingphelps 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Related:
Mexican used-to-be friend was pulled over by the cops with another mexican driving. Other mexican was a mechanic. They both got dragged out, sit on the curb in cuffs, car searched.
While one of the cops was searching the trunk where Other Mexican keeps his tools, the cop says, "yup, found some paraphernalia -- this has to be some kind of beaner roach clip!" and pulls out a giant (like, two and half foot long) crescent wrench and puts it to his lips and starts making puffing sounds.
They both fell over laughing on the curb, and the cops let them go. God Bless Texas.
[–] pyres 1 point 16 points 17 points (+17|-1) ago
I'm sure the charges are inflated.
Don't deflate her ideas.
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[–] ScreaminMime 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
"Whachu been smok'n with this thing PSI?!?!?!?"