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[–] pyres 1 point 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

I'm sure the charges are inflated.

Don't deflate her ideas.

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[–] ScreaminMime 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

"Whachu been smok'n with this thing PSI?!?!?!?"

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[–] Onlio 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

My mom found a bong of mine in the garage. She thought it was a funky vase. She put it up on the shelf, and there it sat. Mocking me every time I went by

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[–] CaesarAugustus 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

She knew.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And used it when you weren't home... just like the buttplug she found.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Your mom is ignorant its not a vase its a lamp

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[–] Grospoliner 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Compressed air is a hell of a drug.

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[–] Grifter42 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

https://imgur.com/gallery/rVCOIxs

That was YOUR pipe?

Sure, repost fag.

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[–] ShineShooter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You're the best type of niggerfaggot, a good one.

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[–] prairie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Sure, but first give me my pipe so I can check the tire pressure."

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[–] bloodguard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You've been huffing tire air? Don't you know that that stuff will make your nose hairs turn purple!?!

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[–] everlastingphelps 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Related:

Mexican used-to-be friend was pulled over by the cops with another mexican driving. Other mexican was a mechanic. They both got dragged out, sit on the curb in cuffs, car searched.

While one of the cops was searching the trunk where Other Mexican keeps his tools, the cop says, "yup, found some paraphernalia -- this has to be some kind of beaner roach clip!" and pulls out a giant (like, two and half foot long) crescent wrench and puts it to his lips and starts making puffing sounds.

They both fell over laughing on the curb, and the cops let them go. God Bless Texas.

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