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[–] everlastingphelps 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Related:

Mexican used-to-be friend was pulled over by the cops with another mexican driving. Other mexican was a mechanic. They both got dragged out, sit on the curb in cuffs, car searched.

While one of the cops was searching the trunk where Other Mexican keeps his tools, the cop says, "yup, found some paraphernalia -- this has to be some kind of beaner roach clip!" and pulls out a giant (like, two and half foot long) crescent wrench and puts it to his lips and starts making puffing sounds.

They both fell over laughing on the curb, and the cops let them go. God Bless Texas.

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[–] 0011011000111001 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Surprisingly, these make great pipes. A buddy of mine converted one into a pipe by removing the inner contents. From the outside, it looks like a tire gauge. But little did the cops know.. it was for smoking weed!

Works really well. Just make sure you clean out the oil on the inside.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Mom: What do you need this for?

You:

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[–] MegaBrain 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I am sure if she blowed on your pipe brazzers would be interested

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[–] jsllsjsllsj 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Did She find it before you could bust the head off an stuff it full of crack?

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[–] JimboBillyBobJustice 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sure Ma...High Pressure Air is more potent than weed...doncha kno /s rolls eyes

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[–] Grifter42 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

https://imgur.com/gallery/rVCOIxs

That was YOUR pipe?

Sure, repost fag.

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[–] ShineShooter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You're the best type of niggerfaggot, a good one.

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