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[–] bloodguard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You've been huffing tire air? Don't you know that that stuff will make your nose hairs turn purple!?!

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[–] prairie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Sure, but first give me my pipe so I can check the tire pressure."

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[–] Grospoliner 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Compressed air is a hell of a drug.

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[–] solarsavior 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

horse shit

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[–] Onlio 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

My mom found a bong of mine in the garage. She thought it was a funky vase. She put it up on the shelf, and there it sat. Mocking me every time I went by

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Your mom is ignorant its not a vase its a lamp

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[–] CaesarAugustus 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

She knew.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And used it when you weren't home... just like the buttplug she found.

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[–] pyres 1 point 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

I'm sure the charges are inflated.

Don't deflate her ideas.

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[–] ScreaminMime 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

"Whachu been smok'n with this thing PSI?!?!?!?"