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[–] xenoPsychologist 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

fatty fatty nine by thirteen. just cant stop eating every-thing.

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[–] ElectricPurple ago 

Hams always have the dirtiest cars. Hams always have a mountain of McDick's wrappers in the back seats. Always.

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[–] ShitArchon ago  (edited ago)

"I have to keep up my sugars!"

Remember the time shitlord cop /u/MorbidlyObese saw a car wreck caused by a ham reaching down to grab M&Ms while driving? They'll even bring Big Gulps to the emergency room--apparently the emergency is non-critical enough that they have time to stop at a convenience store on the way. Last week, a ham on the bus I was riding cracked open a tallboy, rules like "no open food and drink containers" and "don't spill your beetus crap on the bus" be damned. It's a pattern of behavior I've never once seen with anyone who had a BMI under 40.

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[–] Syouken 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've seen this on the bus too. I've also noticed butterballs staring at whatever food I picked up but haven't opened yet. fats shouldn't be allowed on a bus.

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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

An entire JJ sub....as a snack.

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[–] fatzero ago 

Ever heard of a pre snack?

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[–] atoland 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You never know when your car will breakdown 1/8 mile from an exit that has 53 fast food places. You could be there 15-20 minutes before you can get a ride to a Mickey Dees. I mean really, we all aren't marathon runners that could walk that FAR (sarcasm sign). One could starve to death in that length of time.

Come to think of it I guess you could order pizza. That's what Steven Assanti's father should have done on their caravan to Texas. Just order dominoes & tell them to toss it through the window at him like a frisbee instead of stopping every 15 minutes to feed the elephant.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

before you can get a ride to a Mickey Dees

Of course the Tumblrina shirt site LookHuman has a "chicken nuggets are love, chicken nuggets are life" shirt along with mainstays like "Fries before Guys" and "Riots not Diets."

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[–] Ifardo 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Trying to find actual food on a roadtrip is the absolute worst. There's beetus galore along the offramps, but nothing else.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

I buy jerky and snack sticks from big-box discount retailers because the high-profit-margin markups at a convenience store make it too expensive anyway.