[–] Totenglocke 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
They choose extra cupcakes and always feeling like they
were hit by a trainflew United instead.
FTFY
[–] Not-a-goat 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
They substitute it with the feeling of a stomach about to burst because it's so full of food and the subsequent feeling of disgust for themselves.
[–] Titanbikes4ever 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
and trying to explain it to them is useless, it's like you're speaking a different language. They just want to complain about everything and be these disgusting victims
Cupcakes aren't even that good. Yesterday I bought 3 of them because it was my kid's birthday - one for each of us. Baby Ferret smashed his to bits and actually ended up eating very little of it; and Mr. Ferret and I only ended up eating about half each because they were so sweet they were nauseating. The remains were promptly thrown out, because they weren't worth saving.
[–] Nofatpeople 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I was walking in the woods and came across a fallen tree blocking the trail. I picked it up, and moved it out of the way. Feeling capable and useful are feelings fatties will never know.
[–] RonaldMcShitlord 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
The only way I can manage post workout sex is if my girlfriend is on top. Especially after squat day.
[–] aloha_snackbar 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
and here I am reading this at almost midnight eating cheese and crackers on my 3rd glass of wine thinking I'm ok coz I actually SLAYED at the church of IRON earlier today and I will again tomorrow....