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[–] NassTee 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, it's the apartment's fault. I bet she blames the chairs when they break under her, too.

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[–] ZappyKins ago 

That darn gravity!

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[–] FitMachoNaziAtheist 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Went back to reddit, voat is no different.

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[–] FinallyLeftReddit 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Typical ham logic, the world is the problem, not them for being too damn big to fit through a doorway.

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[–] bitpixie [S] ago 

I gota find a pic of it lawlalwawaw

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 ago 

Please don't. You'll never be the same again.

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[–] shitwink 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Absolutely fucking hilarious that she has to go through doorways sideways. Yeah, it's clearly the door that's the problem.

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[–] skinny4life 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

If she wanted to live in NYC, there are multiple housing options that would fit her better (pun intended). Just off the top of my head: Bronx Zoo, Central Park Zoo, New York Aquarium, the landfill in Staten Island (free food), etc...

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[–] bitpixie [S] ago 

OMFG i lold so hard

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[–] knitshitlady 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Just dump her in the East River. She will eventually swim back to her natural habitat, whales are good at navigation

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[–] skinny4life ago 

She might eat Roosevelt Island