[–] Sugarbeetus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This made my night 😂 those names! So perfect
[–] dude_srsly 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
They always have to make weird grimaces in pictures. This way they don't have to face the reality that they are repulsive by default.
"I just look ugly in that picture because I was making faces, not because I'm so fat that my facial features are unnaturally distorted."
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Wouldn't that make them a roast of hams? Or a butchery of hams? It's amazing, though, that not a single one of them is even close to human shape.
[–] GutterTrash 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I nominate they be referred to as a bedsore of hams