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[–] AmaleksHairyAss 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No, you're right. The title is clickbait.
[–] ChristoDeFetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
it's more like it turns them into a beef jerky of sorts, covered in chalk. the silly title makes me think of a line from CSI which has stuck with my family being as my father is a geologist. it was, "you know, to the geologist there's no such thing as sand. it's all just very small rocks." turns out my dad's whole life was a lie...
[–] ScottRockview ago
Or worse, kills live animals in the lake and poses them before they become too rigid.
[–] ComedicGoat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well that's just downright morbid and creepy.
[–] suckcoke 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's like the reverse fountain of youth.