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[–] QueefyHippo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

but, theres a whole table full of gunettiks! :P

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[–] TessHollandaise 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The thing that gets me about shit like this is that it doesn't even look all that appetizing. Honestly, it looks like shit. The crust is burnt and the cheese looks dehydrated. Probably because ovens aren't made to evenly cook a pizza of that magnitude. Hams always talk about how much they love food, but if they actually loved it, they would show it some fucking respect rather than just make it bigger and shove it down their gaping maw.

I'd rather have something like this. The golden crust, perhaps a bit charred on the edges. The cheese cooked just right so that it's melted, but the quality remains uncompromised. Toppings evenly baked on the outside, still juicy on the inside.

Not that fucking Holocaust you're trying to pass off as a pizza.

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[–] Antimony 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fats don't love food. They love eating. People who love food wait until they're hungry, and then eat well-prepared, high quality food and take their time to enjoy it. People who love eating don't care about the quality, they just want to constantly shovel cheap shit into their mouths for the sake of eating.

That's why so many people complain about fancy restaurants with small plates. The point of those restaurants is to showcase great food like an art gallery would showcase great paintings. The hams would rather just go back to mcbeetus instead for a mountain of shit eating material (I'd hardly call it food).

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[–] physicscat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I know this looks awful. I save my calories. I eat low calorie food most very day. I try to stay around 1400. If I'm going to have pizza, it's going to be good pizza. Same with cheesecake. Why waste calories on tasteless crap?

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[–] click_norris ago 

This is how you are supposed to do it. If I am going to use my calories on something, I want it to be a treat to have which means it needs to taste great. A good slice of cheesecake is a treat while a bad one is a travesty that I will not eat.

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[–] Skinny_McJiggles 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That single slice is probably worth my entire calorie count for the day.

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[–] l23r 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And it doesn't even have any toppings on it!

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[–] Scooty_Puff 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Looks like half pepperoni, half cheese. I could be wrong, but the back half looks like it has pepperoni.

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[–] Lenor 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'd be too if I had that pizza. Seriously, stop bashing food!

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[–] Convair990 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Jezzus christ that's a huge fucking pizza. I'm surprised the sack of shit doesn't roll the pizza up and dunks it in a tub of soda to save precious shugahs from being spent by chewing. Each slice it takes off represents a pie chart of how much less it's lifespan will be.

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[–] knivey 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Its her new diet, she limits herself to only one pizza a day.

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[–] Elcycs 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"You'd be surprised how little I eat. What? Oh, this doesn't count! It's just a snack"

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

As someone who has made pizza from scratch, I'm actually impressed that they were able to make it. Logistically speaking, I can only assume it was made in halves or quarters and then assembled to look like something pizza shaped. What does it say about our culture that a restaurant would even attempt to make such a gastronomical abomination?

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