[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You saw the new 600 lb life. That fuckers mouth was crusted like a glazed donut.
[–] mmmmdonuts ago
Holy fuck I think you may have turned me off donuts for the first time ever.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's leftover ranch dressing
Ranch? It's ok in small doses. I wouldn't put it on a salad though. Besides, it's super high in calories... definitely not something you'd want to make a habit of eating
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[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Google it. "Angular cheilitis, inflammatory disorder, causes redness, crusting, or cracking at the corner of the mouth. Thrush is a fungal infection in the mouth causing whitish patches on the tongue and inside the cheeks. Thrush is a fungal infection in the mouth causing whitish patches on the tongue and inside the cheeks." It is because they eat such a poor diet. Only junk food. Such poor nutrition. You cannot maintain health with a diet of Ding Dongs and McDoubles.
[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
LOL at the fitbit. Trying not to think about the white gunk....
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have only ever seen whales with fitbits. My sister told me she's planning on getting one (even though she can't afford diapers), and I just though, "figures".