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[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

LOL at the fitbit. Trying not to think about the white gunk....

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have only ever seen whales with fitbits. My sister told me she's planning on getting one (even though she can't afford diapers), and I just though, "figures".

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[–] Analingus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's the same smegma that's in their folds

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[–] Sylph [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh barf ugh

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[–] Sveenee ago 

Its from mouth breathing. Being fat makes their bodies have to work harder just to exist. This requires more oxygen. Needing more oxygen requires heavy breathing through the mouth. Saliva dries at the corners

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You saw the new 600 lb life. That fuckers mouth was crusted like a glazed donut.

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago 

Holy fuck I think you may have turned me off donuts for the first time ever.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's leftover ranch dressing

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Have you ever tried that stuff? I've heard some interesting comparisons, cold snot, watery c**, but I won't mention them cuz they're gross :P

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

Ranch? It's ok in small doses. I wouldn't put it on a salad though. Besides, it's super high in calories... definitely not something you'd want to make a habit of eating

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago 

Ranch is only 'ok' if you have fresh veggies to dip it in.

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[–] Ilisyer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sugahs so high their saliva is syrup.

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[–] Sylph [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That actually makes sense, seeing as she works in a grocery store. It must be torture!

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[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Google it. "Angular cheilitis, inflammatory disorder, causes redness, crusting, or cracking at the corner of the mouth. Thrush is a fungal infection in the mouth causing whitish patches on the tongue and inside the cheeks. Thrush is a fungal infection in the mouth causing whitish patches on the tongue and inside the cheeks." It is because they eat such a poor diet. Only junk food. Such poor nutrition. You cannot maintain health with a diet of Ding Dongs and McDoubles.

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