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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You saw the new 600 lb life. That fuckers mouth was crusted like a glazed donut.

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago 

Holy fuck I think you may have turned me off donuts for the first time ever.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's leftover ranch dressing

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Have you ever tried that stuff? I've heard some interesting comparisons, cold snot, watery c**, but I won't mention them cuz they're gross :P

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago 

Ranch is only 'ok' if you have fresh veggies to dip it in.

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

Ranch? It's ok in small doses. I wouldn't put it on a salad though. Besides, it's super high in calories... definitely not something you'd want to make a habit of eating

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[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

LOL at the fitbit. Trying not to think about the white gunk....

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have only ever seen whales with fitbits. My sister told me she's planning on getting one (even though she can't afford diapers), and I just though, "figures".

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[–] Sylph [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That actually makes sense, seeing as she works in a grocery store. It must be torture!