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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wasn't adequately prepared by the title for the horror within.

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[–] theunrighteous 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ugh!!! Lords above!! The actual moon has fewer divots than that blimp.

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Titleist should sponsor the ass.

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[–] Blacksunshine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dicks - what she really wants but will never get.

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[–] 44NJ9 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's as close as she will get to Dicks anytime soon.

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[–] PleaseDontEatMe 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Question one: Why isn't it wearing underwear...

Question two: WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!???

ALSO that sign is the only dick she'll ever see, no doubt, with that class and those cottage cheese legs. UUUUGHHHH

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[–] Cold_Guinea_Pig ago 

I don't think it's for 'sexy' reasons [even though she may claim that...]. I think fat people don't bother with underwear because it's too awkward when they go to the toilets.

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[–] Sylph 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

maybe the tarp store was closed.

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[–] PleaseDontEatMe ago 

Imagine obeasts on a daily basis not wearing underwear in skirts, and then think of the shart explosions that we see so regularly on here where they literally shit themselves, it goes through their pants and well... yeah actually don't imagine that, it's fucking disgusting XD

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I smell a fat:There are Down votes on the five most recent excellent submissions. Can Hamplanetarium please write a soliloquy about what FPH thinks of fats who come onboard and down vote?

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No underwear. I can smell her through the screen. And I want to vomit.

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[–] Redkraken 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

NSFL?

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