[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
So she's unemployed, overweight, has abhorrent grammar, is demanding a man over six feet tall with a "health body" and, if I'm interpreting the emojis correctly, doesn't have a car?
What a catch.
[–] Captain_Hamerica 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
The emojis are saying the man has to have a job (high paying/management as you need to wear a tie), car, house & healthy body.
[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah, I got that bit. I was referring to the crossed out circle and car on their own line.
[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There are plenty of low paying service industry jobs that Wear ties.
[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It's probably wondering why there isn't a line of sculpted men making $100k outside her door by now.
[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A lot of it can be totally random, sure. But think of it like ancient hieroglyphics; even if it's not signifying a particular phraseology, it usually conveys some kind of meaning. I'm a millennial, but I don't use them, personally. I just find it kind of interesting from a linguistic perspective.
[–] french_runner 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
She's a real catch ^^
And 160lbs for 5'4 would still be overweight... anything over 145lbs is overweight for this height according to bmi charts.
[–] french_runner 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't you know? At 150lbs you're in fact dying of anorexia ^^
[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Unless she has massive amounts of muscle, 140 would look disgusting too. I'm almost 5'7 and when I was 150 it was horrendous. Now at 128 with more muscle than ever I couldn't imagine having that much fat. And her being at 5'4? gag
[–] theepilepticferret ago (edited ago)
Agreed. I'm the same height as you and was a raging skinnyfat at 145 pounds. I couldn't imagine being even shorter and a lot heavier
[–] curves-shmurves ago
I was a skinnyfat/borderline smallfat at 5'8" and 145 lbs. Lost 16 lbs and now look much better imo.
[–] ChineseCaptcha 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
They want that feeling of being petite without putting any effort into their body.
[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Yea. I go to the gym 3 times a week, still have all my hair and am doing pretty well career-wise but I don't meet her standards because I'm 5'10. Good luck with that, tubby.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fatty wants a tall guy because he will always be looking at her from a MySpace angle.
[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think it's the weight, a taller guy is going to weigh more. It would hurt their ego if they were heavier than their boyfriend.
[–] SomethingEthereal 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
How are they so entitled?!
[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
5'4 and 200 is BMI 34 so well into obese territory. More like 70 lbs overweight.
[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
TIL the way to snag someone on a dating site is to make a list of demands.
[–] lezzmeister 0 points 36 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago
Okay so 40 pounds overweight at that height is quite a lot, she wants kids soon but has no job so you better have one, be tall unlike her, be willing to put a ring on it and plant some seed fast. And pic beforehand because you must be handsome, unlike her.
Now that is a catch all the tall fit pretty loaded guys will fight over.
[–] TheTrigger 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I would love to see it toss 40lbs worth of stuff in to a backpack and walk around with it, for a whole day. Maybe it'll gain some perspective. Ah, who am I kidding.
[–] Plavonica 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
40lbs is the bag of dog food I get at costco. I don't want to carry that shit through the store let alone everywhere. I get a cart. It's no wonder they always complain of joint issues and tiredness.
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
40 lbs of excess fat is a lot of extra weight at any height. A gallon of milk weighs about 8 lbs; fatty there is carrying around the equivalent of an extra 5 gallons of milk. That's a lot.