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[–] lezzmeister 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Okay so 40 pounds overweight at that height is quite a lot, she wants kids soon but has no job so you better have one, be tall unlike her, be willing to put a ring on it and plant some seed fast. And pic beforehand because you must be handsome, unlike her.

Now that is a catch all the tall fit pretty loaded guys will fight over.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I would love to see it toss 40lbs worth of stuff in to a backpack and walk around with it, for a whole day. Maybe it'll gain some perspective. Ah, who am I kidding.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

40lbs is the bag of dog food I get at costco. I don't want to carry that shit through the store let alone everywhere. I get a cart. It's no wonder they always complain of joint issues and tiredness.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Okay so 40 pounds overweight at that height is quite a lot

40 lbs of excess fat is a lot of extra weight at any height. A gallon of milk weighs about 8 lbs; fatty there is carrying around the equivalent of an extra 5 gallons of milk. That's a lot.

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[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

So she's unemployed, overweight, has abhorrent grammar, is demanding a man over six feet tall with a "health body" and, if I'm interpreting the emojis correctly, doesn't have a car?

What a catch.

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[–] Captain_Hamerica 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The emojis are saying the man has to have a job (high paying/management as you need to wear a tie), car, house & healthy body.

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[–] Z3xxy9 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Why the fuck have we descended back to hyroglyphics?

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[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, I got that bit. I was referring to the crossed out circle and car on their own line.

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[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There are plenty of low paying service industry jobs that Wear ties.

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[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's probably wondering why there isn't a line of sculpted men making $100k outside her door by now.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jesus, do those pictures mean something coherent? I thought it was just how millenials expressed they were having a stroke.

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[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

A lot of it can be totally random, sure. But think of it like ancient hieroglyphics; even if it's not signifying a particular phraseology, it usually conveys some kind of meaning. I'm a millennial, but I don't use them, personally. I just find it kind of interesting from a linguistic perspective.

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[–] french_runner 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

She's a real catch ^^

And 160lbs for 5'4 would still be overweight... anything over 145lbs is overweight for this height according to bmi charts.

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[–] Bunnnnnnn 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Exactly.

As someone near that height (5'3) the though of 160, let alone 200, disgusts me. Even petite women at 130 I still think look chunky.

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[–] french_runner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't you know? At 150lbs you're in fact dying of anorexia ^^

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, holy fucking shit. I'm a foot taller and it weighs 40lbs more than me!

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[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Unless she has massive amounts of muscle, 140 would look disgusting too. I'm almost 5'7 and when I was 150 it was horrendous. Now at 128 with more muscle than ever I couldn't imagine having that much fat. And her being at 5'4? gag

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[–] theepilepticferret ago  (edited ago)

Agreed. I'm the same height as you and was a raging skinnyfat at 145 pounds. I couldn't imagine being even shorter and a lot heavier

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[–] curves-shmurves ago 

I was a skinnyfat/borderline smallfat at 5'8" and 145 lbs. Lost 16 lbs and now look much better imo.

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[–] PetChan 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I don't understand these height requirements short girls always have, what is the big deal? I'm 6'0" and have dated guys ranging from 5'5" to 6'3". Is it some odd way to compensate for their own height?

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[–] ChineseCaptcha 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

They want that feeling of being petite without putting any effort into their body.

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[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yea. I go to the gym 3 times a week, still have all my hair and am doing pretty well career-wise but I don't meet her standards because I'm 5'10. Good luck with that, tubby.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fatty wants a tall guy because he will always be looking at her from a MySpace angle.

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[–] PetChan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Mystery solved!

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[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think it's the weight, a taller guy is going to weigh more. It would hurt their ego if they were heavier than their boyfriend.

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[–] SomethingEthereal 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

How are they so entitled?!

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

I blame the pigfuckers

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[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

5'4 and 200 is BMI 34 so well into obese territory. More like 70 lbs overweight.

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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

TIL the way to snag someone on a dating site is to make a list of demands.

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[–] DiabetoStinko 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wow choosey beggar

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