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[–] DiabetoStinko 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wow choosey beggar

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're "only" 40lb overweight. Well, this guy here is "only" 4" short of 6'. You want kids and he doesn't, but that's close as well. And while you don't have a job and want him to, he doesn't have a job, so that's basically the same thing, right? They are only minor differences, tiny details, right? I'm sure you won't have a problem because, after all, close enough is good enough by your standards?

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[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

5'4 and 200 is BMI 34 so well into obese territory. More like 70 lbs overweight.

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[–] PetChan 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I don't understand these height requirements short girls always have, what is the big deal? I'm 6'0" and have dated guys ranging from 5'5" to 6'3". Is it some odd way to compensate for their own height?

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fatty wants a tall guy because he will always be looking at her from a MySpace angle.

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[–] PetChan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Mystery solved!

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[–] Z3xxy9 ago 

I wouldn't date you. It's only a matter of time before you put on heels and die in a tragic ceiling fan accident.

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[–] IthereforeI ago 

I like shorter guys <3 but don't have height demands! Totally agree with Chinese Captcha.

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[–] sizedouttaZero ago 

It makes them feel less fat.

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[–] Jimbonez_Jonez ago 

The fat around the brain must have caused it to have a stroke there at the end. The last sentences are abysmal.

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Choosing beggars, the lot of them.

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[–] fatis4punching 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

As far back as I can remember, I've never had to think about "how I hold my neck up". I guess the neck fat is just too much for some people.

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[–] l23r 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"this angle gives me the appearance of the least amount of neck fat, but you can still see a lot of neck fat, so I gotta say something about how it's just the angle"

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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

TIL the way to snag someone on a dating site is to make a list of demands.

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